January 12, 2018, 09:42 PM
Pipe SmokerJoke
A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma.
6 months later she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor tells her, "You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them."
The woman gasps, "Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
The doctor tells her, "Denise."
Relieved, the woman declares, "Well that isn't too bad, I suppose. So, what did he name the boy?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew".
January 12, 2018, 09:48 PM
jsbcodyI chuckled but really can't laugh at that one..... the really sad thing is I have arrested a couple thugs with the first name Denephew.... along with a woman named FeMale. I am not kidding either.
January 12, 2018, 11:18 PM
JJexpquote:
Originally posted by jsbcody:
I chuckled but really can't laugh at that one..... the really sad thing is I have arrested a couple thugs with the first name Denephew.... along with a woman named FeMale. I am not kidding either.
Yes, but you’re mispronouncing her obviously French name, FèMálē, you chauvinist!
January 13, 2018, 12:07 AM
zoom6zoomLucky they weren't both boys... would have been Pete and Repeet.
January 13, 2018, 12:52 AM
newtoSig765quote:
Originally posted by jsbcody:
I chuckled but really can't laugh at that one..... the really sad thing is I have arrested a couple thugs with the first name Denephew.... along with a woman named FeMale. I am not kidding either.
I knew a girl named LaTrina.
January 13, 2018, 03:12 AM
downtownvI dated Denise.... along long time ago!
January 13, 2018, 03:21 AM
2000Z-71Still better than some of the names we see at work.
January 13, 2018, 06:12 PM
cndrdkHa, ha, that's a good one. I did stop a hippie looking guy many years ago for trespassing on private property. Asked him his name and he replied "Tree of Life". I demanded identification and he hands me his drivers license. Name on drivers license read "Life, Tree Of"