A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma.
6 months later she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor tells her, "You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them."
The woman gasps, "Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
The doctor tells her, "Denise."
Relieved, the woman declares, "Well that isn't too bad, I suppose. So, what did he name the boy?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew".
I chuckled but really can't laugh at that one..... the really sad thing is I have arrested a couple thugs with the first name Denephew.... along with a woman named FeMale. I am not kidding either.
Yes, but you’re mispronouncing her obviously French name, FèMálē, you chauvinist!
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Lucky they weren't both boys... would have been Pete and Repeet.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
I knew a girl named LaTrina.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-- H L Mencken
I dated Denise.... along long time ago!
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Still better than some of the names we see at work.
My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
Ha, ha, that's a good one. I did stop a hippie looking guy many years ago for trespassing on private property. Asked him his name and he replied "Tree of Life". I demanded identification and he hands me his drivers license. Name on drivers license read "Life, Tree Of"
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