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His Royal Hiney
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Originally posted by egregore:
Silly things?? Those sound pretty sensible to me.


That's what I thought when it comes to people who can't merge into the freeway.



"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
 
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delicately calloused
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Anyone caught texting and driving Shall have his/her pee pee whacked.



You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
 
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Paying by either check or cash at a retail store should be forbidden.


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Anyone who doesn't know vehicle right of way rules, interfering with those that do. Get your bags packed for a one way ticket to the shithole country of your choice.
 
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie
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Paying by ... cash at a retail store should be forbidden.


Say what? Man, cash is king


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Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan

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Posts: 30408 | Location: Elv. 7,000 feet, Utah | Registered: October 29, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Facts are stubborn things
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The elimination of all "its for your own good" laws. Seatbelt, helmet, etc.

No public funds available if you hurt yourself because you were too stupid to use your seatbelt, a helmet, etc.

Bicyclists riding on a two lane country road must maintain the posted speed limit. If they cannot maintain the posted speed limit, they must pull off the road and not impede the progress, in any way, of a motorist. If they fail to pull over, and the motorist collides with them, it is the bicyclists fault.

People who walk their pet and do not clean up after their pet defecates, shall be punished by six months of cleaning the kennels at the local animal shelter.





Do, Or do not. There is no try.
 
Posts: 1786 | Location: Just South of Charlotte, NC | Registered: February 24, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Chip away the stone
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Reasonable use of cattle prods shall be allowed in grocery stores.
 
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Quit staring at my wife's Butt
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homeowners who don't pay the contractor upon delivery because they forgot their checkbook. or want 30 days because they only pay their bills on the 10th of each month. the richer they are the worse they pay.
 
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All public restroom doors will swing outward without manual manipulation of a door latch or handle, or will have a paper towel dispenser and trash can within reach of the door.

Oh hell YES!
Whoever installs a public crapper door that you have to pull to exit should be forced to lick the floor clean 3 times a day.


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His diet consists of black
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Paying by either check or cash at a retail store should be forbidden.

I understand checks. There is no need to write checks at a checkout. I write one, at the most two, checks a month. Every bank account has a debit/ATM card linked to it, every store has a card terminal. But unless they're paying with a jar full of loose coins, I don't understand cash.
 
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Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:
If a fast food place gets your order wrong, they owe you your money back plus 300% and an apology from a manager.


Fast food by definition is a wrong order.




You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence. If you're not capable of great violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless.

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Originally posted by sjtill:
Paying by ... cash at a retail store should be forbidden.


Say what? Man, cash is king


+1

I always carry cash. My favorite restaurant is a cash-only business.




You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence. If you're not capable of great violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless.

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Posts: 2857 | Location: Peoples Republic of North Virginia | Registered: December 04, 2015Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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- Paperbacks would be against the law. Books should all be hardcover.

- All illegals would be deported immediately, no ifs or buts. Their enablers would go to jail - hard labour.

- CAIR and CIC and any other such organizations would cease to exist.

- Spousal support would be eliminated. Child support would cease at the age of 18.

- Voting age would be increased to 30 - at least.

- All humanities courses would undergo a purge; anyone who was teaching ____ like “intersectional feminism”, “the wealth of islamic heritage in the West” would be fired, and go straight to the gulag.

- All quotas for university courses and public employment would be gone. Whoever got in through quotas would be dismissed, and would have to reapply.

- The UN would be immediately extinguished. Its officials would have to paddle back to Eurabia.

- No public money for arts.

IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
 
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All I have to say is thank God a majority of you guys aren't king. Yowser.


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Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan

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Posts: 30408 | Location: Elv. 7,000 feet, Utah | Registered: October 29, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Bad dog!
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Reasonable use of cattle prods shall be allowed in grocery stores.


And in buffet lines should be right there with the silverware, napkins and plates. "Are those potatoes? I don't think I like potatoes like that. Have you tried them? What are they like baked? Maybe I'll taste just one. They have oregano and--"

ZAAAAAAAPP!!


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TV channels will be the same nation wide. If you go on vacation somewhere then no more looking for the channel guide in the hotel room.
 
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Judges who lower bonds below the bond schedule or grant personal recognizance bonds and the Parole Board shall be personally responsible for any future crimes committed by those they release from custody while on bond or parole.
 
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Drill Here, Drill Now
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Originally posted by brecaidra:
Anyone who starts telling you a story after you have clearly stated, "I really need to go now," will not be allowed to utter a single word until they have written the entire story by hand and had it proofread and approved by a hired professional.
As an ancillary, anybody who starts a sentence with the phrase "Not to belabor the point" and doesn't STFU immediately has to type out their point and have it published in a peer reviewed journal before sharing.



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Posts: 23253 | Location: Northern Suburbs of Houston | Registered: November 14, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Judges who lower bonds below the bond schedule or grant personal recognizance bonds and the Parole Board shall be personally responsible for any future crimes committed by those they release from custody while on bond or parole.


I can get on board with that.
 
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all cash purchase's get a 8% discount





Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.



Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
 
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