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First time she let Bullet outside off his tie out. Completely forgot about him. I woke up asked where he was. He'd been gone for hours. Today she was in the yard with him. Stopped paying attention and he was gone again. Both times a kind stranger managed to call him in and call my phone. First time I was napping from a long shift, today I'm resting, sick with a stomach flu. What the hell do I did with a wife who is completely inattentive with our children and pets. What about those wireless dog fences? Divorce? Nick "I cannot imagine any condition which would cause a ship to founder. I cannot conceive of any vital disaster happening to this vessel. Modern shipbuilding has gone beyond that." -Capt. Edward Smith | ||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
Can you get her to wear the collar? The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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Haven't you fenced the yard in? That would be the first thing for kids or dogs. La Dolce Vita | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
She'll get used to it then SEG and GSD will sit back drinking beer and laughing every time she gets close and yelps. Just need to convince her to put it back on when she gets home from work... Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers | |||
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I thought she lost your world class target pistol. ____________________ | |||
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| Green grass and high tides  |
It can hard to keep track of a dog who is intent on running off once his keeper turn their back. Cut her some slack brother. Work together on solutions. We all get worked up in this kinds of situations. "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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| A day late, and a dollar short  |
Me too. ____________________________ NRA Life Member, Annual Member GOA, MGO Annual Member | |||
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A Grateful American |
Here is to him getting found and home quickly and safe. I hate that feeling when one is missing. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| Green grass and high tides |
I read it that bullet is back home now, hope so. "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
That's how it reads. The dog is back home. As for the wife, shave her head. She won't soon forget the error of her ways after that. Ah hahahahahahahahaha! ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan "Once there was only dark. If you ask me, light is winning." ~Rust Cohle | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
Phufffffttttt  ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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If you have an intact male he is going to go looking for you-know-what every chance he gets. Gotta have a good fence. CMSGT USAF (Retired) Chief of Police (Retired) | |||
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I Wanna Missile |
Ease up, It's not like she bought you gay cake. "I am a Soldier. I fight where I'm told and I win where I fight." GEN George S. Patton, Jr. | |||
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Six foot high fence $4000. Cheaper than divorce. ------- Trying to simplify my life... | |||
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Well done. 
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| Member |
I would be more concerned about this! I'm alright it's the rest of the world that's all screwed up! | |||
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| Go ahead punk, make my day |
Yeah no shit | |||
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| Go ahead punk, make my day |
A divorce is more expensive, yes. But worth every dime.. | |||
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| Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
Completely missed that detail. That's no bueno. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan "Once there was only dark. If you ask me, light is winning." ~Rust Cohle | |||
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| A Grateful American |
Missed the " both times" part. Glad for that. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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