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A "garden variety" politician.




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I'm a little wierded out by the 6 fingers on his left hand.

I'm now thinking that's not six fingers.... it's another right hand. On the wrong arm.




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It very much reminds me of Terry Gilliam's art stlye. Putting real portraits into outlandish settings. Or vise versa





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Looking at the painter's clown suit, he clearly has no handle on effective visuals.




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If you listen... it sounds like only one person clapped when it was unveiled:

Scary.

We ought to put it out there the artist was bought off by the vast right-wing conspiracy, and watch the fun as the left eats their own. Smile
 
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Why are we wasting our time with this has been of a shithead and his asshole wife?
 
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Why are we wasting our time with this has been of a shithead and his asshole wife?


Absolutely concur. Best portrait of him would have been a dartboard anyhow.



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... a sperm cell on his face....


Probably not the first time it's happened.



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Bet it's the first time there was only one....



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Sucky portraits for a sucky couple. Very fitting.


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Shitty portrait for a shitty President.

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Well, at least it isn't creepy, weird, or just flat out bizarre.




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Upon closer inspection, the portrait which was "Painted" by bigoted homosexual black power advocate, Kehinde Wiley - who has a history of featuring sperm in his various works, it appears that President Obama's forehead was the latest recipient of Wiley's handiwork - as the former President bears what appears to be a giant sperm on his head.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news...t-sperm-his-forehead





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On the top right side of the kenyan entity's head, our left, there is a single gray leaf poking up. The leaf is not connected to nor colored like the other plants. Presenting the mirror image down the middle of the face produces two devil horns and a small 'troll' on the top of the head.


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I am so glad this loser -who has nothing but contempt for America - is no longer in charge.



Looks like someone photoshopped Monica out of the portrait of slick Willy...... Jus sayin


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Sperm in the portrait? "I asked Barry about this rumor and he said “I find that difficult to swallow.”
 
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They both look like final projects from c students in a high school art class.




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This edit of the former FLOTUS's portrait rolled across my tweet feed and I laughed out loud at Twitter, which was a first. A literal LOL.

NSFW * (NOT SAFE FOR WORK) *

https://twitter.com/Cape_Cod_J...s/963553074110484480




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OK, the joke has been played.

Now, where are the real portraits?



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