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Obama's official portrait -what he & Homer Simpson have in common

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February 13, 2018, 12:55 PM
fpuhan
Obama's official portrait -what he & Homer Simpson have in common
A "garden variety" politician.



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February 13, 2018, 12:57 PM
TigerDore
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Originally posted by fpuhan:
A "garden variety"politician fascist.

February 13, 2018, 01:23 PM
zoom6zoom
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I'm a little wierded out by the 6 fingers on his left hand.

I'm now thinking that's not six fingers.... it's another right hand. On the wrong arm.



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February 13, 2018, 01:36 PM
Shaql
It very much reminds me of Terry Gilliam's art stlye. Putting real portraits into outlandish settings. Or vise versa




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February 13, 2018, 04:54 PM
Ripley
Looking at the painter's clown suit, he clearly has no handle on effective visuals.



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February 13, 2018, 04:57 PM
joel9507
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Originally posted by chellim1:
If you listen... it sounds like only one person clapped when it was unveiled:

Scary.

We ought to put it out there the artist was bought off by the vast right-wing conspiracy, and watch the fun as the left eats their own. Smile
February 13, 2018, 05:03 PM
Marlin Fan
Why are we wasting our time with this has been of a shithead and his asshole wife?
February 13, 2018, 05:10 PM
bald1
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Originally posted by Marlin Fan:
Why are we wasting our time with this has been of a shithead and his asshole wife?


Absolutely concur. Best portrait of him would have been a dartboard anyhow.


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February 13, 2018, 05:21 PM
darthfuster
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Originally posted by TigerDore:
quote:
Originally posted by ryan81986:
From Milo:

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... a sperm cell on his face....


Probably not the first time it's happened.



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Bet it's the first time there was only one....


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February 13, 2018, 05:58 PM
BMR
Sucky portraits for a sucky couple. Very fitting.


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February 13, 2018, 08:16 PM
wcb6092



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February 13, 2018, 08:46 PM
Sig2340
Shitty portrait for a shitty President.

Symmetry and repetition is everything in art.




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February 13, 2018, 10:16 PM
Rightwire
Well, at least it isn't creepy, weird, or just flat out bizarre.



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February 13, 2018, 10:37 PM
wcb6092
Upon closer inspection, the portrait which was "Painted" by bigoted homosexual black power advocate, Kehinde Wiley - who has a history of featuring sperm in his various works, it appears that President Obama's forehead was the latest recipient of Wiley's handiwork - as the former President bears what appears to be a giant sperm on his head.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news...t-sperm-his-forehead






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February 13, 2018, 10:53 PM
mr kablammo
On the top right side of the kenyan entity's head, our left, there is a single gray leaf poking up. The leaf is not connected to nor colored like the other plants. Presenting the mirror image down the middle of the face produces two devil horns and a small 'troll' on the top of the head.


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February 14, 2018, 01:05 AM
heisrizn
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Originally posted by ChicagoSigMan:
I am so glad this loser -who has nothing but contempt for America - is no longer in charge.



Looks like someone photoshopped Monica out of the portrait of slick Willy...... Jus sayin


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February 14, 2018, 04:36 AM
pbslinger
Sperm in the portrait? "I asked Barry about this rumor and he said “I find that difficult to swallow.”
February 14, 2018, 06:36 AM
Todd Huffman
They both look like final projects from c students in a high school art class.



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February 14, 2018, 07:11 AM
Veeper
This edit of the former FLOTUS's portrait rolled across my tweet feed and I laughed out loud at Twitter, which was a first. A literal LOL.

NSFW * (NOT SAFE FOR WORK) *

https://twitter.com/Cape_Cod_J...s/963553074110484480



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February 14, 2018, 07:14 AM
V-Tail
OK, the joke has been played.

Now, where are the real portraits?


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