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Two Testicles Tactical, really??


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You gotta have balls to name your company that.




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Nut up or shut up!



 
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We're owned by two dicks, one an infantry vet and the other one an active duty infantry gun nut, and one hot chick!


The math isn't adding up.....


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Maybe they each lost one? Or one of them is really unlucky and lost both?
 
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Or she's the one really in charge and has one of each of theirs.




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Maybe they each lost one? Or one of them is really unlucky and lost both?
or one is married and no less longer has control?




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Or she's the one really in charge and has one of each of theirs.


She keeps them in a jar on top of the refrigerator and if they are good...she will let them look at them from time to time...BUT never at the same time.


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I'm trying to remember the rest of the old joke, the part is I remember is Two Test Tickles. Was it an Elmo joke?
 
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I'm trying to remember the rest of the old joke, the part is I remember is Two Test Tickles. Was it an Elmo joke?


Gal hired to work in the Elmo factory got in trouble for putting two marbles in every doll on the line.

When questioned about it, she claimed she was doing what she was told - "as they come down the line, give each of them two test tickles..."

ETA: Sorry for the drift. I can't say much about this topic, my guy is "Black Market Arms" Wink
 
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Would you be talking about the company if their name was Bob's Tactical?

<Not that I agree that all publicity is good publicity> Smile

Sounds like they are trying a little too hard to stand out.



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Would you be talking about the company if their name was Bob's Tactical?

<Not that I agree that all publicity is good publicity> Smile

Sounds like they are trying a little too hard to stand out.


If it was Neil and Bob Tactical, perhaps Big Grin


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Stay away from their store. There's a dick in the front, and an asshole in the back.
 
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So you’re saying they should retract a little?


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The testicles in their logo look rather elongated and pointy, and they appear to be suffering from testicular torsion. Eek
 
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Two Testicles Tactical

It sounds like something Infantry guys would name their business. Heck, Infantry guys can have a complete conversation using only curse words, dick jokes and rude hand gestures.

That said, I would not name my business after my reproductive organs.

Also, is it just me, but it seems like you can't go on the internet anymore without running across a dozen new "tactical" companies. Are we sitting on a tactical industry "Bubble"?
 
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Would you be talking about the company if their name was Bob's Tactical?

<Not that I agree that all publicity is good publicity> Smile

Sounds like they are trying a little too hard to stand out.


And trying too hard to stand out could actually be quite counter productive. For me to purchase something from a place with such a name they likely would have to be selling something at such a low price they would be loosing money.


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Haha, Dark Industries Inc. I like it.


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