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| Knows too little about too much  |
HA! No blow job she said. I'll show her! RMD TL Davis: “The Second Amendment is special, not because it protects guns, but because its violation signals a government with the intention to oppress its people…” Remember: After the first one, the rest are free. | |||
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Comic Relief |
Why is he wearing sunglasses? Is he blind? | |||
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Chip away the stone |
THOU SHALT NOT WEAR SHOES BUT NO SOCKS! | |||
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His Royal Hiney |
Would rather face a tornado than the tempest of a woman who's to-do list was scorned. "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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The 2nd guarantees the 1st |
Anything's better than listening to her bitch. "Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra | |||
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| Avoiding slam fires  |
Some guys will go in harms way to get away from a nagging wife. Poor guy in my hood gets on his mower about three times a week for this very reason. Been so dry till last week he caused lots of dust,his grass is dead! | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
Hey, the Taco Bell's open! I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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| No ethanol! |
Sometimes you have to know when to cut and run... ------------------ The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis | |||
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"There's a guy mowing the grass down there, just like me." Said God. ------------------------------------------------------------ “Come on you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?” Sergeant Major Dan Daly (USMC) | |||
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| Mired in the Fog of Lucidity |
"I'm fine, that tornado is waayyy over there!", said Mr. No Depth Perception. | |||
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Oh that little thing will just blow over Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. | |||
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It's AJAX ! laundry detergent, it's stronger than dirt ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcDhBxFBxwI Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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Member |
That's a good point. It was probably a Sharknado anyway. Ooops, that would be worse. Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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We have a winner. Excellent. Reminds me of a Far Side funny. Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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Jethro Gibbs things that suck list: #5 Mowing #4 mowing blind #3 mowing in a yard w/ trees #2 mowing after work #1 mowing with sirens blaring Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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Member |
I’m a millennial. You know how we do it. We’ll risk anything for a social media selfie pic! What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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Optimistic Cynic |
After I finish cutting the grass, maybe I should paint the fence. If you live in Kansas, don't marry a woman named Dorothy. | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
"Kansas?, Aunt May?, Toto?, WHAT? I can’t hear you!!" Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers | |||
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Hold Fast |
And the wind cries Mary . . . ****************************************************************************** Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet . . . | |||
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| Who Woulda Ever Thought? |
A name like Theunis Wessels would make you take lots of risks. | |||
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