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E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum. |
Yeah, it might kill me, but I don't need to bag the clippings. ================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday." | |||
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| No, not like Bill Clinton  |
Tornado schmornado | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
Gonna get the grass cut, come hell or high water. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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No sharks, no worries. ____________________ | |||
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Diversified Hobbyist |
Be a lot harder to cut once it's wet. ----------------------------------- Regards, Steve The anticipation is often greater than the actual reward | |||
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This Space for Rent |
Is it me or does it look like the hand of God is putting out a cigar on the ground? We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH. | |||
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DeadHead |
Yes, Dear. "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II "You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall | |||
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Funny Man |
Yard work blows. ______________________________ “I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.” ― John Wayne | |||
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| stupid beyond all belief  |
this is easy, last week was a squirrelcane and a raccoon-typhoon What man is a man that does not make the world better. -Balian of Ibelin Only boring people get bored. - Ruth Burke | |||
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If Nero could fiddled while Rome burned, I can mow while my town gets sucked ______________________________________________ Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun… | |||
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| Gone but Together Again. Dad & Uncle  |
Dumb Shit! | |||
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E tan e epi tas |
"If I go back inside she is just going to keep nagging and nagging and nagging.....just keep mowing the grass Bob just keep mowing the grass." "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
When possible death is a better alternative to being nagged about a half mowed lawn Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Wife says I need to get the lawn mowed. So.... | |||
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Diogenes' Quarry |
Ever the perfectionist, when Bill heard his wife say that Tom Nado was coming, he just wanted his yard to look nice for Tom. | |||
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| Do the next right thing  |
I wonder if he notices he's about to walk in to a tree? | |||
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I hope it doesn't start raining before I finish. | |||
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| Too soon old, too late smart |
Situational awareness has a special meaning in Kansas. | |||
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A Grateful American |
Reaping a whirlwind. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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