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A baby seal walks into a bar...

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April 06, 2021, 08:35 AM
Jim Shugart
A baby seal walks into a bar...
Bartender: What'll you have?
Seal: Anything but a Canadian Club.



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April 06, 2021, 08:44 AM
kidcop
I kept a toy plush baby seal in my training bag when teaching baton. It was awarded to the most aggressive/effective striker in the class.

I don't think I could get away with that today.
April 06, 2021, 09:11 AM
Wishbone
I thought you were going to say you blew a seal.
April 06, 2021, 09:20 AM
Sigfest
Leave his personal life out of this.
April 06, 2021, 09:20 AM
lizardman_u
quote:
Originally posted by Wishbone:
I thought you were going to say you blew a seal.


Nah, It's only ice cream.


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April 06, 2021, 09:28 AM
RichardC
I walked over to a place called "The Oyster Bar", a real dive


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April 06, 2021, 09:42 AM
Sig2340
"Peekaboo"





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April 06, 2021, 02:21 PM
Aglifter
Kid cop, that’s the kind of thing which always made lawyers see dollar signs...
April 06, 2021, 10:30 PM
Sailor1911
quote:
Originally posted by Aglifter:
Kid cop, that’s the kind of thing which always made lawyers see dollar signs...


Think the sentence needs a little restructuring, "Lawyer's always see dollar signs" Big Grin




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