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Bartender: What'll you have?
Seal: Anything but a Canadian Club.



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I kept a toy plush baby seal in my training bag when teaching baton. It was awarded to the most aggressive/effective striker in the class.

I don't think I could get away with that today.
 
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I thought you were going to say you blew a seal.
 
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Leave his personal life out of this.
 
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Originally posted by Wishbone:
I thought you were going to say you blew a seal.


Nah, It's only ice cream.


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I walked over to a place called "The Oyster Bar", a real dive


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"Peekaboo"





Nice is overrated

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Kid cop, that’s the kind of thing which always made lawyers see dollar signs...
 
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Kid cop, that’s the kind of thing which always made lawyers see dollar signs...


Think the sentence needs a little restructuring, "Lawyer's always see dollar signs" Big Grin




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