Bartender: What'll you have?
Seal: Anything but a Canadian Club.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
I kept a toy plush baby seal in my training bag when teaching baton. It was awarded to the most aggressive/effective striker in the class.
I don't think I could get away with that today.
I thought you were going to say you blew a seal.
Leave his personal life out of this.
Nah, It's only ice cream.
More blessed than I deserve.
I walked over to a place called "The Oyster Bar", a real dive
The people never give up their liberties but under some delusion.”
Edmund Burke, Speech at Country Meeting of Buckinghamshire, 1784
|Step by step walk the thousand mile road|
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
|The Ice Cream Man|
Kid cop, that’s the kind of thing which always made lawyers see dollar signs...
Think the sentence needs a little restructuring, "Lawyer's always see dollar signs"
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
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