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Resistmas




Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
 
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arfmel
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"Lucifer's bride"
 
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Angel of Death


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parabellum
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The decorators had great difficulty mounting the HilBot Angel on the tree, since the news media was so far up her ass.

Batteries available from the Clinton Foundation for only 32,000 dollars.
 
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para wins Big Grin


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Only boring people get bored. - Ruth Burke
 
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Just what I figured...



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Every time a bell rings, Hillary slaps Bill.


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Every time a bell rings, Hillary slaps Bill.





"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
 
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Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin


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I would love to get one of those and slap it on my brother's Christmas tree while he isn't looking. He would flip his shit. The ensuing entertainment might even be worth the $80 bucks. I'm ethically opposed to giving $80 to whoever is selling that though, so I guess I'll have to pass.



"The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford, "it is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards."
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in."
 
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bigeinkcmo
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Nope, nope, so much nope.
 
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10-7 leo
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Here we have a variation of a wolf in sheep's clothing..... a devil in angel's clothing.


Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Political Correctness is fascism pretending to be Manners-George Carlin
 
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Merry Bitchmas!


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Unbreakable since it comes with a gaggle of secret service agents who will catch it when it falls.
 
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I want the red version with the horns and pitchfork for Halloween.
 
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OneWheelDrive
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What national treasure did she trade for the wings?


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Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday."
 
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Get it off there, it's already crapping all over the tree



I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
 
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Sig2340
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PROOF that Lucifer is an angel fallen to earth.

I even have an Old Testament passage in support. A modern translation from the original Hebrew says:

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How you have fallen from heaven, Hillary... You have been cast down to the earth, you who once laid low the nations!

You said in your heart, 'I will ascend to the heavens; I will raise my throne above the stars of God; I will sit enthroned on the mount of assembly, on the utmost heights of Mount Zaphon. I will ascend above the tops of the clouds; I will make myself like the Most High.'

But you are brought down to the realm of the Deplorable, to the depths of the pit.

Those who see you stare at you, they ponder your fate: 'Is this the criminal who shook the earth and made kingdoms tremble, ... who overthrew its cities and would not let his captives go home?'

And the Deplorable rejoice for it was Trump, who rendered your evil plans asunder.


Or something like that.




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If there is an issue with this product, just don't try and email customer service, they will just delete it



Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
 
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Every time a bell rings, Hillary slaps Bill.

Every time a bell rings, Huma get her ass chewed out..


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