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Kim Jong-Un announced at a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years! A reporter said - "But the sun is too hot. How can your man land on the sun?” There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react. Kim Jong-Un quietly answered "We will land at night”. The gathering and everyone in North Korea watching on television broke into thunderous applause. Back in Washington, Nancy Pelosi and her entourage were watching the news conference. When Pelosi heard what Kim said, she sneered - "What an idiot. Everybody knows there’s no sun at night.” Her office and everyone working in the DNC broke into thunderous applause. ******************************************** "On the other side of fear you will always find freedom" | ||
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| 7.62mm Crusader |
It's doable if they wrap themselves in foil with the shiney side out...  | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
The real question is, have they found that reporter, yet? Q | |||
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Coin Sniper |
A little here, a little there. Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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Baroque Bloke |
They'll find Jimmy Hoffa first. Serious about crackers | |||
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Member |
We arrange the temperature of the sun for him anytime. | |||
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Member |
Hmmm, yeah! Go for it little rocket man. ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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