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Drill Here, Drill Now
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Big Grin Ladies of Sigforum, let this Valentines Day be the year your guy can say:



Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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Why would I put soup in the microwave if I wanted it cold?
My answer is I don't have the first damn clue. Maybe he was a premature opener and never waited for hot soup. And maybe he didn't have any friends. I'm an educated man, but I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently about the microwave habits of Postman Orguss. What I do know is that he was set to leave the office at 0900. Now, are these the questions I was really called here to answer? Microwaves and cold soup? Please tell me that you have something more, Lieutenant. This purveyor of fine avatars is on trial for his life. Please tell me their lawyer hasn't pinned their hopes to cold soup coming out of a microwave. Big Grin



Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer.
 
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I feel like you keep trying to be funny and aren't quite achieving that goal.



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Participating in a gun buy back program because you think criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbor has too many kids

"I'm only myself when I have a guitar in my hands." - George Harrison


 
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I feel like you keep trying to be funny and aren't quite achieving that goal.

You want answers? You can't handle the truth!
 
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I feel like you keep trying to be funny and aren't quite achieving that goal.


like most sitcoms on TV?



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I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
 
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Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.

 
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I am not BIPOLAR. I don't even like bears.


 
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I am not BIPOLAR. I don't even like bears.


 
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I am not BIPOLAR. I don't even like bears.


 
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Serenity now!
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Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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Participating in a gun buy back program because you think criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbor has too many kids

"I'm only myself when I have a guitar in my hands." - George Harrison


 
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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
 
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"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" I could explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
 
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If I see any further political content in this thread, I'm going to shut it down, and those of you who are bickering in this thread just need to be quiet.
 
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Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer.
 
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