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Three Generations
of Service
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Originally posted by JALLEN:


I may have to find one of those...




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
 
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Coin Sniper
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343 - Never Forget

Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat

There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.
 
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Coin Sniper
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A twofer for today....





343 - Never Forget

Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat

There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.
 
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Once a Marine,
always a Marine
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All it takes...is all you got.
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For those who have fought for it, Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
 
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Blinded by
the Sun
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Smart is not something you are but something you get.

Chi Chi, get the yayo
 
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Busier than a cat covering
crap on a marble floor
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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
 
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I have not yet begun
to procrastinate
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Over-achiever livestock retriever



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After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
 
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Only the strong survive
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"Donald Trump is the grizzly bear in The Revenant. If you get his attention, he’ll be awake, bite your face off, and sit on you.".. Newt Gingrich.

41
 
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My dog crosses the line
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Not a meme but I thought this would be a good place for this:

Your Honor, can I get a new attorney?

How do court stenographers keep a straight face?
These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court" and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, very close to your IQ.
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� ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I need a different attorney. Can I get a New attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL of your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you attend?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
 
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Jeff, thank you for that ^^^

After being on a plane, or in an airport for the last 7 hours, I needed a good laugh!
 
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Unhyphenated American
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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon

It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver


NRA Life Member

 
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His diet consists of black
coffee, and sarcasm.
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Originally posted by PHPaul:
quote:
Originally posted by JALLEN:


I may have to find one of those...


Me too.


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"Avoid the rush and Procrastinate now".
 
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His diet consists of black
coffee, and sarcasm.
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Plowing straight ahead come what may
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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
 
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Hahahahaha, ABS, Smile


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Busier than a cat covering
crap on a marble floor
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________________________________________________________
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
 
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Telling cops where to go for over 25 years
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Not a graphic image, not an obscene image.

However NSFW, vulgar, and just generally “icky” thoughts expressed.

However sophomoric and funny in a crass sort of way if you are into that.

You have been warned...

https://farm5.staticflickr.com...862_834f624869_c.jpg





"Where MY free shit?!"

What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???



 
Posts: 8507 | Location: Just stumbling through, trying to avoid a premature banjackulation of my own doing... | Registered: February 17, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Once a Marine,
always a Marine
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Originally posted by 911Boss:
Not a graphic image, not an obscene image.

However NSFW, vulgar, and just generally “icky” thoughts expressed.

However sophomoric and funny in a crass sort of way if you are into that.

You have been warned...

https://farm5.staticflickr.com...862_834f624869_c.jpg


LOL.

That was...well I’m both disgusted and somewhat curious at the same time!


___________________________
All it takes...is all you got.
____________________________
For those who have fought for it, Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
 
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Plowing straight ahead come what may
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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
 
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