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the feel good story of the day



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The Lions won 3-0. Don't hear that often




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In the jungle, the quiet jungle, the lions poop tonight....
 
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In the jungle, the quiet jungle, the lions poop tonight....

Nice, Ha !




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"Authorities are at a loss. Hours of canvassing yesterday yielded no eyewitnesses at this closely-knit watering hole.

Askd about the carnage, Hank the Hyena was uncharacteristically tight-lipped. "Didn't see nothing," he said. "There are some rumors that it might've been one of their own gone rogue, but who can say? All I know is that I didn't see nothing. I 'specially didn't see no lions picking their teeth with what looked like cheap, Chinese import hunting knives."

Carlton Giraffe, considered by many to be the unofficial mayor of the mudflat next door, said that tourists shouldn't be deterred from visiting. "So a couple poachers go missing. They could've left those shoes willingly. And those arms, too. If you ask me, this is all a stunt to make us veldt creatures look bad." Carlton hopes that the rangers get to the bottom of this mystery soon, but like Hank, didn't see nothing.

We'll bring you the latest developments in this investigation at 10:00. Back you you, Juan..."
 
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GO LIONS!!





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The Lions won 3-0. Don't hear that often



Big Grin Cant wait to hear a Bears Score.


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We visited South Africa in 1998 and again in 2000. On one of the trips, we visited a neat, drive through lion Park.

I was surprised at all the "Don't leave windows open, Don't get out of Car, etc" signs in Japanese and Chinese.

Seems a few months before , some Chinese tourists GOT OUT OF THEIR CAR and one was quickly EATEN!

This happy report brought it back to mind.
 
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What size are the shoes? Big Grin




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Yeah, that M14 video guy...
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Killed by lions, or fed to lions?

hmmmmm.....


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I wish more of them met up with those hard-looking African game wardens with AKs and FN-FALs.




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So are all their names Claude?
 
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ha!

one was named Chewie...



Participating in a gun buy back program because you think criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbor has too many kids

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The Lions won 3-0. Don't hear that often
Maybe they'll do it again on Thanksgiving so we can finally see a headline that reads "Lions Win 3-0 on Thanksgiving"



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The Lions won 3-0. Don't hear that often


Sounds more like a Tigers score! Big Grin


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And that's the difference between lions and poachers. The lions did not kill them and take photos next to their dead bodies to hang on their walls and show off to friends. Or cut off their heads to mount as trophies.

They ATE them.


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Good news is always nice. My thought is that, if those Lions are like my cats, they will play with their food for awhile first, then eat them when they're no fun anymore. Big Grin


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A member at the range just returned from a safari in Africa. He stated their guides said if they were to see tracks of humans that should not be there, the hunt stopped and the poachers were hunted.



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