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File this under "you can't make this up": http://abc7chicago.com/father-...t-side-home/3769288/ CHICAGO (WLS) -- A 63-year-old father of 43 children was found beaten to death Sunday afternoon in his home on Chicago's West Side. The body of John Hearring -- known as Nicholas -- was discovered with head trauma in his upstairs apartment in the 1000-block of North Leamington Avenue in the South Austin neighborhood. Multiple family members confirmed that he had 43 children. Hearring was a long-time resident there and well-known in the neighborhood. "He was the nicest man you'd ever want to meet. I don't get it. All this killing is so senseless and now they are targeting the elderly," said Gwen Bridgeforth, his daughter-in-law. Police were investigating and had made no arrests Sunday. -------------------- Dude couldn't pull out of a driveway.  ______________________________________________________________________ "When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!" “What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy | ||
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He was a virus and it's a good thing he's gone and he should have been gone a long, long time ago. Disgusting ____________________________________________________ "I am your retribution." - Donald Trump, speech at CPAC, March 4, 2023 | |||
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Yeah, I guess so!  -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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 When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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How many did he provide for, educate, edify with morals, teach to work, show selfless love, encourage, exemplify manhood to? Hmmmm? You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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The Joy Maker |
Sounds like a hit by the Pipelayer's Union for being a scab. 
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Factor in the ones who were surely aborted, the mind boggles. Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | |||
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What if they were all by the same baby momma? _____________ | |||
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"And God addressed him, and said, 'Be as multiple as fruitflies,' " --- Genesis 1:28 as told to Mr. John 'Nicholas' HardofHearing. ____________________ | |||
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I am picturing Phil Hartmann's character in Jingle All the Way. . | |||
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I'm going to guess in light of him polluting the gene pool (minimum) forty-three times, the odds are pretty high the perpetrator was kin to him. Friggin' scumbag. "We're all travelers in this world. From the sweet grass to the packing house. Birth 'til death. We travel between the eternities." | |||
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It's a uterus, not a school bus!  ______________________________________________________________________ "When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!" “What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy | |||
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sarcasm/ Silly question. The government and the taxpayers of course./sarcasm “ The work of destruction is quick, easy and exhilarating; the work of creation is slow, laborious and dull. | |||
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One SINGLE asshole, that cost the govt untold millions in SNAP, WIC, medicaid, and food stamp benefits. JFK. ______________________________________________________ Often times a very small man can cast a very large shadow | |||
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And I'll bet this Father Of The Year helped change diapers, went to all of their baseball games, helped with their homework, put food on their table, tucked them into bed at night, made sure they had a chance at college, etc. Because he was the bitchen guy on the planet. I don't get it. "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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He be concubinin' ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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I'll bet his kids are on the swim team and he took someone's "spot" at the swim meet. Swim parents are brutal. | |||
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Even the Catlic's don't do that! Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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I don't have to wonder what his hobby was. My guess would be that Rahm put a hit on him. Jim ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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At first, I actually had the thought “that’s the best picture they could find of the guy?” Then I reminded myself he fathered 43 children, and it made a complete picture. Of course Gwen’s sad. She’s gonna have to find a replacement dial-a-dick. That game gets harder as you get older. ______________________________________________ Carthago delenda est | |||
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