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The Donald was walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo,

when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.

A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.

Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”

Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout “Donald, duck!”

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Big Grin

Participating in a gun buy back program because you think criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbor has too many kids

"I'm only myself when I have a guitar in my hands." - George Harrison

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I heard a funny one earlier today...
You know why they name Hurricanes after women?

The first time you meet them they come on all hot and wet..

And when they go, they cost you your house and money Big Grin

Regards, Will G.
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