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The Donald was walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo,

when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.

A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.

Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”

Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout “Donald, duck!”



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Big Grin



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I heard a funny one earlier today...
You know why they name Hurricanes after women?

The first time you meet them they come on all hot and wet..

And when they go, they cost you your house and money Big Grin


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