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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Australian, a New Zealander, an Indonesian, an American, a German, a Peruvian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Tibetan, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, a Kazahk, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Dane, a Ugandan, a Nigerian, a Frenchman, a Colombian, an Argentinian and a South African went to a night club. The bouncer said: "Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai." . | ||
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STOLEN! CMSGT USAF (Retired) Chief of Police (Retired) | |||
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SIG's 'n Surefires |
Brilliant! "Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up." -Kyle Farnsworth "Freedom of Speech does not guarantee freedom from consequences." -Mike Rowe "Democracies aren't overthrown, they're given away." -George Lucas | |||
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 "All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Sir Winston Churchill "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." --James Earl Jones | |||
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Boo. Hiss. The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People again must learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. ~ Cicero 55 BC The Dhimocrats love America like ticks love a hound. | |||
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 Fear God and Dread Nought Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher | |||
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| 186,000 miles per second. It's the law. |
Budump Chhhh... Told that to my father in law. He loved it. | |||
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Don't Panic |
I wonder if turning away all that business got the bouncer in Dutch with the owner? | |||
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One of those jokes you have to read for yourself, you know you cannot tell it and have it be the same ------------------ The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis | |||
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Cha-CHING! . | |||
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Its worth what you paid to read it. . | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
Hehe. I wonder how successful I'd be at telling that one in person... ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan "Once there was only dark. If you ask me, light is winning." ~Rust Cohle | |||
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