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link Is HuffPost another Onion? A Florida man accidentally shot himself in the penis after sitting on a gun ― and according to local reports, he may now face criminal charges for possessing the firearm in the first place. A woman told police that her boyfriend, 38-year-old Cedrick Jelks, had unwittingly sat down on a loaded gun in the driver’s seat of his car early Friday morning. The gun reportedly went off, shooting the man in the groin. Jelks, whose car had been outside his girlfriend’s home, dashed into the house and made a beeline for the bathroom, reported WKMG-TV. Spotting the gunshot wound, the girlfriend said she took Jelks to a nearby hospital where he underwent surgery. His condition is currently unknown. According to WJXT-TV, police arrived at the hospital at about 3 a.m. to investigate the cause of the wound. Jelks, they determined, had a previous conviction for cocaine possession, making it illegal for him to own a gun. He may now face criminal charges for possessing a firearm, the sheriff’s office told the Associated Press. According to records from the Jacksonville Department of Corrections, Jelks has been arrested on several occasions; most recently in 2009 for driving under the influence. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | ||
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Think I'll be the first one to call BS on this explanation. Not sure how this 'actually' happened, but this isn't the whole story. ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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Awwww....Nuts! When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21 "Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush | |||
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" I shot my cock, with a Glock" said Barnacle Bill The Sailor. | |||
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Yep, I'll second that. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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Or, "I took my Glock and shot my Cock," said, Barnacle Bill, The Sailor. More melodic I think ************* MAGA | |||
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