Two hillbillies walked into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talked about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table who is eating a sandwich, began to cough.
After a minute or so, it became apparent that she was in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looked at her and said, "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shook her head no.

Then he asked, "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman began to turn blue and shook her head no.

The hillbilly walked over to the woman, lifted up her dress, yanked down her
drawers, and quickly gave her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman was so shocked that she had a violent spasm, and the obstruction
flew out of her mouth. As she began to breathe again, the Hillbilly walked slowly back to his table.

His partner said, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"

Tooky - I just laughed out loud on this one and my wife looked at me and said - that one must have been a good one - and I said yes it was....Thanks for posting....Mark

Most excellent! Just passed it on. Thanks.

That's great!!

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Originally posted by House Stark:
i have seen these kinda people talk and i swear its hard to understand them.

I think it is easier if you're hearing them than if you're seeing them (do you read lips?).

flashguy