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I have slept in haunted woods, houses, caves and none have bothered me. However, our robot vacuum is scaring me. It starts up randomly and seems to always seek me out. Right now it is upstairs pushing on the stairway door. The other day I could have sworn I left a door open only to find it shut when I bumped into it in the dark (yesterday afternoon I witnessed the beast closing a door). Seriously thinking about dressing up as a robotic vacuum for Halloween. | ||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
The Russians hacked it. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| Speling Champ |
Decepticon? Shoot it. Just to be safe. | |||
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| Inject yourself! |
Maximum Overdrive part 2? Do not send me to a heaven where there are no dogs. Step Up or Stand Aside: Support the Troops ! Expectations are premeditated disappointments. | |||
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Make sure you use HE sabot rounds!  It's all about clean living. Just do the right thing, and karma will help with the rest. | |||
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Have you bathed recently?  | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
Skynet. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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| Go ahead punk, make my day |
Burn it. | |||
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Get a cat. They enjoy riding on them. The cat will keep you safe. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Normality Contraindicated |
My robot vacuum is perfectly responsive to my commands. You need to exorcise yours ------------------------------------------------------ Though we choose between reality and madness It's either sadness or euphoria | |||
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Just discovered I can control its habits via a Samsung App. I now have control of the beast. | |||
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Still finding my way |
Silly human. Samsung will now order the vacuum to kill you. | |||
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I was thinking Chopping Mall. So, what's your name, icy? "Stuntman Mike." Stuntman Mike's your name? "You ask anybody." Hey, Warren, who is this guy? "Stuntman Mike". And who the hell is Stuntman Mike? "He's a stuntman." | |||
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| Something wild is loose  |
Watch the stairs. They always get you at the top of the stairs. "And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day" | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
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