That moment you walk into your 14 year old son's bedroom...<finish the sentence>
...and realize he had more cash in the bank than you do.
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March 06, 2017, 10:25 AM
jbcummings
...and then wonder why...
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March 06, 2017, 10:30 AM
BigSwede
I don't poke around a teen aged boys room to much, I know what they do
March 06, 2017, 10:37 AM
LS1 GTO
...and realize he's a man who needs deodorant - as in last week needs it!!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
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March 06, 2017, 10:55 AM
Russ59
.....and realize he's a Vikings fan with more cash in the bank than you do.
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March 06, 2017, 10:56 AM
darthfuster
...and find all of your missing socks...
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
March 06, 2017, 11:21 AM
RogueJSK
...and notice that every last one of the dang cereal bowls are stacked next to his bed, and he's now eating cereal out of a mixing bowl.
(That was the point where mine was banned from using "real" bowls and silverware, and restricted to paper bowls and plastic spoons. )
March 06, 2017, 11:25 AM
JWF
When son was in high school, I would give him energy bars (Soldier Fuel bars) to snack on during break. I went into his room on afternoon and saw a STACK of $5's by his bed. He was selling the bars at school for 5 a piece. Cost me about $2 each, all profit for him.
Just another day in paradise.
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March 06, 2017, 11:26 AM
DougE
quote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK: ...and notice that every last one of the dang cereal bowls are stacked next to his bed with something resembling yogurt in them, and he's now eating cereal out of a mixing bowl...
(That was the point where mine was banned from using "real" bowls and silverware, and restricted to paper bowls and plastic spoons. )
And here I thought it was just us .....
The water in Washington won't clear up until we get the pigs out of the creek~Senator John Kennedy
March 06, 2017, 11:26 AM
erj_pilot
quote:
Originally posted by JWF: When son was in high school, I would give him energy bars (Soldier Fuel bars) to snack on during break. I went into his room on afternoon and saw a STACK of $5's by his bed. He was selling the bars at school for 5 a piece. Cost me about $2 each, all profit for him.
Ahhhhhh...the entrepeneurial sort, eh?
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
March 06, 2017, 11:28 AM
RogueJSK
quote:
Originally posted by DougE: with something resembling yogurt in them
Not ours. He'd eat the cereal, drink all the milk, and then dang near lick the bowl clean.
Voracious cereal eater. At least 6 bowls of cereal a day, in between regular meals, and is still shaped liked a beanpole. I'm surprised he doesn't eat the bowls too.
March 06, 2017, 11:29 AM
HRK
quote:
Originally posted by JWF: When son was in high school, I would give him energy bars (Soldier Fuel bars) to snack on during break. I went into his room on afternoon and saw a STACK of $5's by his bed. He was selling the bars at school for 5 a piece. Cost me about $2 each, all profit for him.
Good for him, now teach him about supplier invoicing, and corporate taxes with an invoice for $2 for each bar he sold and a buck in taxes. Introduce him to FICA LOL
March 06, 2017, 11:30 AM
DougE
quote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:
quote:
Originally posted by DougE: with something resembling yogurt in them
Not ours. He's eat the cereal, drink all the milk, and then dang near lick the bowl clean.
Voracious cereal eater.
My step son would leave some milk in the bowls and it looked like he had a yogurt growing operation going on in his room.
The water in Washington won't clear up until we get the pigs out of the creek~Senator John Kennedy
March 06, 2017, 11:32 AM
slyguy
wonder when the last time any of the carpet has seen light due to the clothes spread everywhere.
how the hell do you know what is clean?
? ? ?
March 06, 2017, 11:33 AM
RogueJSK
quote:
Originally posted by slyguy: how the hell do you know what is clean?
? ? ?
The sniff test. Duh.
(Or, depending on the kid, even the sniff test may not matter. Some will apparently just douse it with body spray and declare it "clean". Much like they do with their bodies.)
March 06, 2017, 12:18 PM
OneWheelDrive
....and that's just the tip jar.
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March 06, 2017, 12:32 PM
RichardC
... you find your missing collector's issue with Farah Fawcett on the cover.This message has been edited. Last edited by: RichardC,
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March 06, 2017, 12:35 PM
domcintosh
... are warded off by the lego minefield.
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March 06, 2017, 04:19 PM
Sig2340
... and discover lingerie.
Such a conundrum...
Do you worry that he's being sexually active or do you worry that he's got a gender identity issue.
Nice is overrated
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March 06, 2017, 05:49 PM
AZSigs
and find a stripper pole.
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