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Glorious SPAM! |
Mmmmm Sasha....  | |||
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| 10mm is The Boom of Doom  |
Sure. But I don't think most dishwashers can afford them, at least for purchase. Although as a wise man once said, "If it flies, floats, or fucks, rent it." The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People again must learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. ~ Cicero 55 BC The Dhimocrats love America like ticks love a hound. | |||
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| Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. |
We all know that poor guy who couldn’t get laid in whorehouse with a fist full of hundreds. Well...now he can. | |||
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Chip away the stone |
Professional doll washer:  | |||
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"Member" |
A new twist on the old whorehouse joke.... "She's full". _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
Send in THE FEMBOTS!!!! you cant resist us Mr. Powers Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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Shorted to Atmosphere |
You gotta put it in self cleaning mode. | |||
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| Was that you or the dog?  |
You would definitely want to steer clear of the "Refurbished" units. ___________________________ "Opinions vary" -Dalton | |||
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Do they come with a mute button ? "Hold my beer.....Watch this". | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
I wanna know here checked their bank accounts after looking at the web site. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers | |||
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 ____________________________________________________________ Money may not buy happiness...but it will certainly buy a better brand of misery A man should acknowledge his losses just as gracefully as he celebrates his victories Remember, in politics it's not who you know...it's what you know about who you know | |||
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| Conveniently located directly above the center of the Earth  |
....'sex-bot repair technician' is gonna have to be a big department at the local community Vo-Tech colleges **************~~~~~~~~~~ "I've been on this rock too long to bother with these liars any more." ~SIGforum advisor~ "When the pain of staying the same outweighs the pain of change, then change will come."~~sigmonkey | |||
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E tan e epi tas |
Nobody is gonna order ANY woman with 7.1 surround.  "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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delicately calloused |
Every repair will have to begin with a pressure washer. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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| Never miss an opportunity to be Batman!  |
If you have it programmed for wife mode, you have to hit "defrost" before doing anything......just saying.  So for the older guys here; when you first read this thread, how many immediately thought of Cherry 2000? My #1 question since I saw that movie as a young teenager.......why didn't he keep Cherry 2000 and have a smoking 3 way with young hot Melanie Griffith? | |||
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| E tan e epi tas |
I may or may not watch Cherry 2000 at least once a year. So yes these make me think of that. "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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| Let's be careful out there |
but, their fathers can't own liquor stores, 'cause they don't have fathers. | |||
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