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Sig Forum member story for the end of 2018. It was a hot and muggy night...
December 30, 2018, 06:56 PM
Tuckerrnr1Sig Forum member story for the end of 2018. It was a hot and muggy night...
"It was a hot and muggy night, the humidity hung like Spanish moss in an old oak tree...
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I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
December 30, 2018, 07:05 PM
vthoky... somewhere
else, for in the mountains it was 50 degrees and rain.
God bless America. December 30, 2018, 07:08 PM
ASKSmithIt took awhile to figure out if I was still alive. My face was in the dirt, blood trickling into my good eye, and I was missing a boot. I rolled off my face, and slowly pushed myself onto my feet. There was a 70’s era Pinto idling a few feet away, and I knew it wasn’t mine. It had California plates. I had no clue who I was, where I was, or where to go. There wasn’t a road in sight, and I was out of bullets.
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I apologize now...
December 30, 2018, 07:18 PM
.38supersigTurns out it was a '76 Pinto with the big rear window. Got my boot out of the passenger floorboard. Next to it was a wide-body Mustang II. The Pantera and two Bricklins were parked behind them. I slid into the drivers seat of the AMX Von Piranha. Damn! The garage door was being opened and two shadows emerged from the alley
December 30, 2018, 07:20 PM
JDHunzHowever, I still had a full pack of Wrigley’s Spearmint Gum, so at least I’d still have fresh breath. Reaching into my shirt pocket for the gum...
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"Those that can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others..."
December 30, 2018, 07:30 PM
Scuba Steve SigI pulled out my Zippo and climbed into the air duct in Nakatomi Plaza I found at the explosive Christmas Party Holly invited me to last week...
December 30, 2018, 08:25 PM
Hamden106Suddenly a shot rang out.
SIGnature
NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished
December 30, 2018, 08:28 PM
Johnny 3eaglesDamn it, I just shot myself in the
BIDEN SUCKS.
If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.
NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER
December 30, 2018, 08:32 PM
Bob at the BeachFoot, as luck would have it I had my steel toes boots on.
December 30, 2018, 08:34 PM
Lord VaalicPinky toe.
I flipped the safety off and wondered how I got into this. I knew I was born to live by the gun, it was my destiny. Ever since the incident with the gay cake and the assless chaps things had been all jacked up. My mind has been wandering, my brother had even recently asked if I was fucking smoking dope. I wasnt, but it felt like I had been.
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day December 30, 2018, 08:50 PM
Hamden106Although I wish I hadn't taken the Miralax just now.
SIGnature
NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished
December 30, 2018, 09:28 PM
David LeeI didn't need the Miralax after all, I could just be bendable.
December 30, 2018, 09:33 PM
snorisJust then, Barry shined his flashlight into the Pinto's rear view mirror and, in a quiet voice, tensely said, "Schultzie---hand me the piano."
December 30, 2018, 10:03 PM
dewhorseSchultzie....ever obedient handed him the piano which involved more contortions than a well payed Thai hooker.
December 30, 2018, 10:04 PM
tannerSuddenly....
December 30, 2018, 10:07 PM
craglawnmanorI sneezed.....Aaannndd the Miralax began working...
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Flammable, Inflammable, or Nonflammable.......
Hell, either it Flams or it doesn't!! (George Carlin)
December 30, 2018, 10:08 PM
dewhorseThe Thai hooker popped out of the the piano......
Barry lost track of the dark form in the rear view mirror....and a bead of sweat broke out on his brow.
December 30, 2018, 10:14 PM
Bisleyblackhawk...it was as foggy as fuck...much like the rest of the year (what is left of it)...but the hooker was not all seeing (she was crammed in a piano )...
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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
December 30, 2018, 10:46 PM
preten2bThe training kicked in and I tried my best to escape in the dark. To the mens room I thought, for safety and certain necessity of that Miralax thing...butt no. Backed into a huge floor fan, like something out of the 60's it crashed, scared me, and....
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The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis
December 30, 2018, 11:00 PM
BisleyblackhawkI realized it was the laxative talking and I was not being very receptive...the burden was now mine and I was not at all happy
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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet