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I have no particular reason for posting this and have nothing really to say about it (kinda speaks for itself). But, fair warning - if you read something in The Onion you might consider the satire angle....at least if it pertains to eating soap pods. Other than that - good luck kiddos!
This was on our local news the other day. Seriously... what the hell are they thinking?
343 - Never Forget
Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat
There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.
I call it thinning the herd. Seeya!
Note: The above is not directed towards the toddlers and elderly with dementia.
That's sad, and I feel bad for the families and friends.
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My wife, a pediatric nurse, has told me about at least one or two cases where young children were seeing them and thinking they were candy while mommy was trying to do laundry.
Now, the idiot teenagers think it's funny to eat them and post their videos online. I have no idea why, but I hope there won't be any such cases while my wife's working at the hospital tonight.
"Aut viam inveniam aut faciam (I will either find a way or make one)." -- Hannibal Barca
|Frangas non Flectes|
Well, a year or two ago it was the "fire challenge" with people setting themselves on fire. This seems relatively pedestrian compared to that.
|It's not you,|
They do look tasty in a futuristic sorta way.
I've had to resist the urge to eat them many times. Luckily my wife slapped them outta my hand each time I've come close.
Be unpredictable at times. Only boring, dull-witted people never stray from the path. - Para
Who cares, Darwin needs his share, munch on, clean the pool...
|Once a Marine, |
always a Marine
People are stupid.
All it takes...is all you got.
For those who have fought for it, Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know
why the warning
let them to themselves what they're trying to do
if they're that stupid, so we really need them?
perhaps this is Darwin trying to cull the herd of morons and we keep doing everything we can to make sure the morons continue to survive
Participating in a gun buy back program because you think criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbor has too many kids
"I'm only myself when I have a guitar in my hands." - George Harrison
If some Snowflake is dumb enough to try something they read about on the Net I can only hope they eat the whole box. Because I have become completely fed up with these self absorbed idiots who just won't do anything to improve themselves.
I've stopped counting.
These are the dumb asses I rely on for social security when i get older
I, too, heard a news report on the radio yesterday. Bewildering.
|Plowing straight ahead come what may|
They go down better if chased by a tea glass of Clorox.
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
|A Grateful American|
...and a splash of ammonia.
The Dirty 'roxtini.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ I could explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
Wasn't the last social media challenge craze eating a tablespoon of cinnamon?
I think somebody died from doing that one iirc.
"Fixed fortifications are monuments to mans stupidity" - George S. Patton
If they come into the emergency department and say that they ate a tide pod, give them a glass of water and tell them to drink it and jump up and down. Then tell them to keep drinking water til they throw up. Then charge the parents, not their insurance for the er visit and if they are on public assistance all charges go against their check. Word will get around real quick that stupidity costs real money.
It's pretty sad when you have to be told not to eat soap and you're not a toddler.
Back in my day washing your mouth out with soap was considered a punishment...now they do it for fun.
But they’re so pretty and yummy looking?
"Please do not send me back to the culture I nostalgically praise; please let me stay in the culture that I ignore or deprecate."
I'm being repressed!
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