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The Joy Maker
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Oi, mate, you got a loicense for dem cartoon swords on your knoif box?



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I just don't understand the motto.

So, if you're brave, you don't carry a weapon? So, I'm 70 with bad knees and I'm a coward if I carry something to defend myself in the absence of the physical ability of a 25 year old thug?

So, I should bravely die rather than be a coward who uses tools defend myself?

Is this the point?




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Is this the point?


Yes. You're strong if you're weak. You're armed if you're defenseless. You're a man if you're a woman. An act of barbarism is a cry for help. Libertarians are fascists. Colorblind is racism.

See how this works?




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I'm thinkin' it's time to buy a new knife. Locking blade, naturally.



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Can't make this stuff up...



You can bet there's CCTV trained on that box so no one vandalizes it in any way.


Not exactly. It's where a terrorist goes to get armed.
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"So, I should bravely die rather than be a coward who uses tools defend myself? "

...you are about to express a thoughtcrime here....


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Is this the point?

You're not allowed to have a point.

You might stab someone with it.




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From Nigel Farage's radio show on April 5th:



https://youtu.be/wpHRrVQFAdE




...let him who has no sword sell his robe and buy one. Luke 22:35-36 NAV

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Told cops where to go for over 29 years…
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It isn’t a knife, it self-identifies as a knuckle protector/manual shaver...


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What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


 
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And now we see the true mastermind behind the whole movement to disarm citizens.

Fucking Cookie Monster.

You just want me disarmed so that you can take all my cookies without a fight. You fuzzy blue tricky bastard. Not in America buddy. Not in America.




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Reminds me of the meme about another Civil War in America. Says something like, "one side has 300 million guns, the other side doesn't even know which bathroom to use."

Now they are giving up a simple knife? Like a Wildebeest seasoning itself, and hopping up on the grill when a lioness is stalking it (my kids watch a lot of Animal Planet lately, most things relate to animals for me now Razz)

Since they don't have any defense, maybe we should go back "home?" All of us conservatives should be able to invade England without little trouble and then deport all of the Libs to America?

On the plus side, our planes wouldn't have to travel as far to bomb the trouble makers in the world. I think this could work fellas!
 
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Originally posted by konata88:
I just don't understand the motto.

So, if you're brave, you don't carry a weapon? So, I'm 70 with bad knees and I'm a coward if I carry something to defend myself in the absence of the physical ability of a 25 year old thug?

So, I should bravely die rather than be a coward who uses tools defend myself?

Is this the point?


The point is obvious. Like libs over here, the Brit douchelibs have 'identified' the root cause of their crime problem as being one of a certain type of tool/weapon, NOT of criminal behaviour. First, they were crying about their 'gun problems.' Now, they have a 'knife problem.' If they get rid of all the knives, they will have a 'hammer/cricket bat/wrench/etc problem.' It will never end.

Meanwhile, the REAL problem goes unchecked: emboldened thugs and extremists with no regard for the law, and courts that CRIMINALIZE self-defense by good 'subjects.'

This is NOT the same England that stood up to the Blitz.



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...and thank God for plate tectonics as well, because I'm guessing that each and every day, the American continent gets farther away from Europe.


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How do chefs do it there?

Most professional chefs carry or have their own knife kit with them to work, much like a contractor would have his own tools?

Are they not allowed to have chef's knives anymore?


 
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Can't make this stuff up...



Did anyone else notice the screwdriver included with the other "weapons" on the box?

Gonna be a lot of unemployed mechanics and electricians in London, I'd say.




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The Joy Maker
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And now we see the true mastermind behind the whole movement to disarm citizens.

Fucking Cookie Monster.

You just want me disarmed so that you can take all my cookies without a fight. You fuzzy blue tricky bastard. Not in America buddy. Not in America.


Damn straight, buddy.




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Bring enough gun.



There is more at stake here than our gun rights; it is our very right to self-defense. The 'London Model' (ban guns, knives, criminalize self-defense, etc) is the ultimate goal of libs everywhere. Don't ever think the libs will give up until we are their slaves.



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This is from 2016 and no, it's not a parody:




Link to original video: https://youtu.be/ZotzMY-k_jI




...let him who has no sword sell his robe and buy one. Luke 22:35-36 NAV

"Behold, I send you out as sheep in the midst of wolves; so be shrewd as serpents and innocent as doves." Matthew 10:16 NASV
 
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