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Q: How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irishman? A: None (I'm part Irish.) When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | ||
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Q: What kind of meat does the Pope eat on Friday? A: Nun. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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^ ^ ^ ^  When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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Comic Relief |
Are "none" sufficient? I apologize for inserting a political reference in the thread but it seemed to fit the joke. | |||
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| Good enough is neither good, nor enough |
A Mexican magician told his audience that he would disappear on the count of three. He went Uno, dos..He disappeared without a tres. There are 3 kinds of people, those that understand numbers and those that don't. | |||
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| Lawyers, Guns and Money  |
 "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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