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Located in New York City's east side, just down the street from the United Nations complex, is an International House of Ill Repute.

One afternoon, there were three customers from the U.N.: One was entering the premises, one was leaving, and one was inside.

What were their nationalities?
Answer:
  • The customer who was on his way in was Russian.

  • The man who was leaving was Finnish.

  • The one inside? Himalayan!



הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
 
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I don't believe Himalayan is nationality.
 
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Bada boom..


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Originally posted by ChicagoSigMan:
I don't believe Himalayan is nationality.


Well now it is. Big Grin

Himilayan
Herilayan

and so on and so forth




 
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I was in the bathroom. I asked my nationality and someone said "European". Wink
 
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So afterward he was happy he was Himalayed.


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Originally posted by ChicagoSigMan:
I don't believe Himalayan is nationality.

Here, let me explain it to you:

Oh, never mind! Big Grin


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The man who was leaving was Finnish.

and he may be Ghana gain.




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