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| I believe in the principle of Due Process  |
- Hello! Gordon's pizza? - No sir it's Google's pizza. - So it's a wrong number? Sorry. - No sir, Google bought it. - OK. Take my order please. - Well sir, you want the usual? - The usual? You know me? - According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick rust. - OK! This is it. - May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato.? - What? I hate vegetables. - Your cholesterol is not good, sir." - How do you know? - We crossed the number of your fixed line with your name, through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years. - Okay, but I do not want this pizza I already take medicine. - Excuse me, but you have not taken the medicine regularly, from our commercial database, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 cholesterol tablets at Drugsale Network. - I bought more from another drugstore. - It's not showing on your credit card statement - I paid in cash - But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement - I have have other source of cash - This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you bought them from undeclared income source. - What the hell - I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the intention of helping you - Enough! I'm sick of google, facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone line and no one to watch me or spy on me - I understand sir but you need to renew your passport first as it has expired 6 weeks ago Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me. When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown | ||
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About right. Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
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thin skin can't win |
bendable? You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02 | |||
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Funny, but yet disturbingly realistic. ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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| You don’t fix faith, River. It fixes you.  |
Not too far off. ---------------------------------- "If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.." - Thomas Sowell | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
yeah, it can get a bit scary. wish I could find the video of the guy trying to get a remote operator to unlock his bedside gun safe while someone is breaking into his house. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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Don't Panic |
"Hey! I ordered thin rust at least once!"  | |||
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I'm Fine |
One of the doctors I go to, the nurses use those cheap wrist cuff auto BP devices. They always ALWAYS give a high reading on me. I don't have BP problems. So - last time I actually saw the Dr instead of a PA NP etc. I told him to fix the problem because I don't want his records of me having high BP all over the internet. I know they'll eventually link them all together somewhere. I'll have someone refusing to give me something because of my blood pressure - even though the numbers are false. ------------------ SBrooks | |||
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| No double standards |
Bulls-eye. "Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it" - Judge Learned Hand, May 1944 | |||
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wypFgcqHyvc I Believe this is the one you were thinking of. I watched it a long time ago and had me shaking to my core. I then went to check on my pistol with its 17rd magazine  | |||
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