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I just watched a video about a Filipino pig roast, and it was so frickin hot.

Don't get me wrong, I still love my wife and all things conjugal, but dango if I could give a rats ass about every piece of ass wandering by, or porn, or what I can go fuck.

One thing hasn't changed, the pleasures I enjoy remain sensual.

I don't think my appreciation of the female form will fade entirely, but I have to be frank in that the allure of the Food Network has outpaced other porn.

Is it because I can also share it with who I love? Sure, if that makes you feel better.

Youth and beauty are temporary. Find something you can sup for the rest of your life.


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and here I thought this thread was gonna be about hydrating and Motrin and wearing fresh socks.....



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Filipino Pig Roast on video got you going?
Careful if you ever get yourself to Puerto Rico!!
https://mobile.nytimes.com/200...4/dining/04lech.html
This place was awesome! Sweet little roadside pig roast just far enough into the mountains to escape the hustle and bustle of San Juan.

And you Sir are not alone.
https://youtu.be/xLmERURmhFY


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Not until you get a 23 year old girlfriend named Traci or Jessi with an "I" and a convertible....

Middle age means you still like pretty young things, just can't get them anymore. Old age is when you no longer care at all....

Of course being a mature and well balanced individual means being right where you are.... Content and happy with what you have and who you are with, without being tempted by foolish pursuits




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A guy I knew from Navy days, several years older than I am, was married a long time, not a partier, hard working, a builder.

Several years ago, his wife died, cancer. I have been surprised to hear how he is now a sugar daddy, in his mid-70’s, all sorts of young Asian women, some younger than his daughter. He met some here, at dance lessons, etc. He has travelled to China, Thailand, VN, Mongolia, who knows where all else, with these chicks.

He has money, treats them well, is kind of amusing in his unique way. He at least has not lost appreciation for female form.

There is hope for one’s old age.




Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.

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It's a slippery slope. First, you'll be satisfied to gorging yourself on a roasted Filipino pig. Then you'll be yearning for the decadent taste of roasted suckling Filipino pig, a pig who's barely had a day or two if even that of suckling on its mother's teats.

Hear the crunchiness of the skin... imagine the tender, soft moist meat with nary a fat cell.




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do NOT go twords the food, stay away from the food,





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Uh, too late.


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"Like a bitter weed, I'm a bad seed"- Johnny Cash
"I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel." - Pee Wee Herman
Rode hard, put away wet. RIP JHM
"You're a junkyard dog." - Lupe Flores. RIP

 
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Roooooo Raaaaaaate....


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"Like a bitter weed, I'm a bad seed"- Johnny Cash
"I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel." - Pee Wee Herman
Rode hard, put away wet. RIP JHM
"You're a junkyard dog." - Lupe Flores. RIP

 
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To not be tempted or appreciate it is a sin. Regardless food or otherwise Arc. My .02. Cool


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There are pleasures of the flesh and then there are pleasures of the flesh!

Roast pig.....mmmmmmmm


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food has nothing to offer you , run! run away from the food !





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FYI the life expectancy of an American male is 78. That means at 39 you are middle aged - past that you are just old.
 
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mrvmax, what does that make me (82) ?


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Originally posted by arcwelder76:
Roooooo Raaaaaaate....


ROR!


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what age are you when you want to pat those sweet young things on the head, and not on the bottom?
 
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mrvmax, what does that make me (82) ?

Blessed! I will be grateful if I live to the life expectancy. The males in my family tend to die young.
 
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