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Oriental Redneck
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Way too many, but I noticed that van Damme is doing Tostitos commercials, recently. Guess he's too old for action movies, now. Lol.

Pretty soon, he'll be doing commercials for Depend.
 
Posts: 18675 | Location: TEXAS | Registered: September 04, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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The absolute worst:
Truvada. So you can beat HIV.
Runner Up:
The Peyronies disease pill.


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Posts: 9450 | Location: Marquette MI | Registered: July 08, 2014Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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The commercial for the Kenda show makes me never want to see the stupid show. Over and over again they play it with the voice over of you cant unsee what I have seen. What is he some fucking trigger guy for PTSD?
 
Posts: 6738 | Location: MS GULF COAST | Registered: January 02, 2015Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I hate ads for people offering to help you evade taxes.
 
Posts: 471 | Registered: October 13, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
This Space for Rent
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Every fucking cash-for-your-crash lawyer on the planet.

I'd call them 'leeches' but leeches might be offended being grouped in with those blood suckers.


“Elk & Elk. Serious Lawyers for Serious Injuries”

These guys are Cleveland’s most annoying ambulance chasers....




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Posts: 4945 | Location: Colorado | Registered: April 20, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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There’s nothing worse than political negative attack commercials. Just wait until next year.

Personal injury lawyer and drug commercials are not too far behind in hideousity.


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Posts: 9725 | Location: FL | Registered: December 29, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Every fucking cash-for-your-crash lawyer on the planet.

I'd call them 'leeches' but leeches might be offended being grouped in with those blood suckers.

YES!!! Did you use Roundup weed killer? Did you take this medication? Come on we'll sue them for something.
I'm with you here. Ambulance chasing POS.
 
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I cut the cord completely some time back, so I don't see TV commercials anymore. I'm running a PiHole server at home, so it blocks pretty muchy any ads trying to into my network.

So about the only ones I hear anymore are the once a week or so when I'm in the car if I choose to turn on the radio.

It's peaceful.




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Posts: 17926 | Location: Virginia | Registered: June 02, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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The General. Ugh. Surprised more haven’t mentioned it.




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Posts: 11137 | Location: Martinsburg WV | Registered: April 02, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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The Chevy commercials for me.
What is kinda funny is the Geico commercial with the "real actors not people" that is an obvious slam on the Chevy ads.
 
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My pillow is the one that drives me up the frickin wall! Mad




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Posts: 2062 | Location: Glen Allen, VA. | Registered: July 13, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I kinda get a kick out the the R Lee Ermey GEICO commercial:

Yeah, anything with Gunny Hartman in it gets a free pass. And actually, some of the earlier Geico commercials with the gecko were good. The later ones, not so much.
 
Posts: 5788 | Location: Portland, OR | Registered: February 12, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Local ambulance chaser has a commercial where the husband calls him saying his wife was in a bad accident. They are putting her in the ambulance now. Attorney says Ill meet you at the hospital. Fuck you both. Your first call is to an attorney while on scene of a bad crash!!!


I also hate the General car insurance commercials. The one that gets me is the lady in this beautiful custom kitchen with granite countertops. Yeah thats your target audience, people with money.


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Posts: 4197 | Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA | Registered: February 27, 2001Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Around Kansas City we have an ambulance chaser that calls himself Tarzan the law man. His firm is called Jungle Law. Some of the stupidest commercials you could ever hope to see.
 
Posts: 84 | Location: Kearney, MO | Registered: October 18, 2016Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Flo.

Yeah, Flo is bad...
Except the one where she visits her sister is kind of funny.
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Posts: 16886 | Location: St. Louis, MO | Registered: April 03, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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SO CLEAN COMMERCIAL

The one with the guy with the heavy nasal twang. Annoying to listen to for even a second.
 
Posts: 6738 | Location: MS GULF COAST | Registered: January 02, 2015Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Not sure if it’s nationally run, but we have these annoying J.G. wentworth commercials with people lip sinking to opera...

“Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-Cash-Now!

It’s so damn annoying.


But.....you remember the number. That's the whole point.



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Posts: 2295 | Location: Tucson AZ | Registered: March 25, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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The so called pitch man on every Chevy commercial. Just his plugging of the product alone would keep me from ever purchasing another Chevy.


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Posts: 2698 | Location: SE WI | Registered: October 07, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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"Don't take XYZ if you are allergic."

WTFO? How are you supposed to know if you are allergic unless you've taken it. Gesh I hate BigPharma and their jackass commercials!



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Posts: 10231 | Location: Black Hills of South Dakota | Registered: June 20, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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The Subway commercial with the chick with the lighted eyelashes makes my ass want to chop stove wood. I mute it every time it come on.




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