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Commercials & Narrators you wish would just go away...

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February 11, 2019, 04:27 PM
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Commercials & Narrators you wish would just go away...
Way too many, but I noticed that van Damme is doing Tostitos commercials, recently. Guess he's too old for action movies, now. Lol.

Pretty soon, he'll be doing commercials for Depend.


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February 11, 2019, 04:39 PM
YooperSigs
The absolute worst:
Truvada. So you can beat HIV.
Runner Up:
The Peyronies disease pill.


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February 11, 2019, 04:49 PM
ZSMICHAEL
The commercial for the Kenda show makes me never want to see the stupid show. Over and over again they play it with the voice over of you cant unsee what I have seen. What is he some fucking trigger guy for PTSD?
February 12, 2019, 03:40 AM
Herknav
I hate ads for people offering to help you evade taxes.
February 12, 2019, 04:34 AM
ugeesta
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Every fucking cash-for-your-crash lawyer on the planet.

I'd call them 'leeches' but leeches might be offended being grouped in with those blood suckers.


“Elk & Elk. Serious Lawyers for Serious Injuries”

These guys are Cleveland’s most annoying ambulance chasers....




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February 12, 2019, 04:56 AM
2Adefender
There’s nothing worse than political negative attack commercials. Just wait until next year.

Personal injury lawyer and drug commercials are not too far behind in hideousity.


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February 12, 2019, 05:45 AM
kramden
quote:
Originally posted by sandman76:
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Every fucking cash-for-your-crash lawyer on the planet.

I'd call them 'leeches' but leeches might be offended being grouped in with those blood suckers.

YES!!! Did you use Roundup weed killer? Did you take this medication? Come on we'll sue them for something.
I'm with you here. Ambulance chasing POS.

February 12, 2019, 06:17 AM
zoom6zoom
I cut the cord completely some time back, so I don't see TV commercials anymore. I'm running a PiHole server at home, so it blocks pretty muchy any ads trying to into my network.

So about the only ones I hear anymore are the once a week or so when I'm in the car if I choose to turn on the radio.

It's peaceful.




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February 12, 2019, 06:27 AM
gearhounds
The General. Ugh. Surprised more haven’t mentioned it.




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February 12, 2019, 07:35 AM
apprentice
The Chevy commercials for me.
What is kinda funny is the Geico commercial with the "real actors not people" that is an obvious slam on the Chevy ads.
February 12, 2019, 08:47 AM
Ricardokid11
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February 12, 2019, 11:03 AM
Expert308
quote:
Originally posted by 4x5:
I kinda get a kick out the the R Lee Ermey GEICO commercial:

Yeah, anything with Gunny Hartman in it gets a free pass. And actually, some of the earlier Geico commercials with the gecko were good. The later ones, not so much.
February 12, 2019, 11:35 AM
gpbst3
Local ambulance chaser has a commercial where the husband calls him saying his wife was in a bad accident. They are putting her in the ambulance now. Attorney says Ill meet you at the hospital. Fuck you both. Your first call is to an attorney while on scene of a bad crash!!!


I also hate the General car insurance commercials. The one that gets me is the lady in this beautiful custom kitchen with granite countertops. Yeah thats your target audience, people with money.


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February 12, 2019, 02:17 PM
topherh
Around Kansas City we have an ambulance chaser that calls himself Tarzan the law man. His firm is called Jungle Law. Some of the stupidest commercials you could ever hope to see.
February 12, 2019, 02:32 PM
chellim1
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
Flo.

Yeah, Flo is bad...
Except the one where she visits her sister is kind of funny.
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February 12, 2019, 03:39 PM
ZSMICHAEL
SO CLEAN COMMERCIAL

The one with the guy with the heavy nasal twang. Annoying to listen to for even a second.
February 12, 2019, 03:47 PM
ridgerat
quote:
Originally posted by RAMIUS:
Not sure if it’s nationally run, but we have these annoying J.G. wentworth commercials with people lip sinking to opera...

“Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-Cash-Now!

It’s so damn annoying.


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February 12, 2019, 05:47 PM
C-Dubs
quote:
Originally posted by WildSig:
The so called pitch man on every Chevy commercial. Just his plugging of the product alone would keep me from ever purchasing another Chevy.


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February 12, 2019, 07:35 PM
bald1
"Don't take XYZ if you are allergic."

WTFO? How are you supposed to know if you are allergic unless you've taken it. Gesh I hate BigPharma and their jackass commercials!



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February 12, 2019, 07:43 PM
Todd Huffman
The Subway commercial with the chick with the lighted eyelashes makes my ass want to chop stove wood. I mute it every time it come on.




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