Way too many, but I noticed that van Damme is doing Tostitos commercials, recently. Guess he's too old for action movies, now. Lol.
Pretty soon, he'll be doing commercials for Depend.
The absolute worst:
Truvada. So you can beat HIV.
The Peyronies disease pill.
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
The commercial for the Kenda show makes me never want to see the stupid show. Over and over again they play it with the voice over of you cant unsee what I have seen. What is he some fucking trigger guy for PTSD?
I hate ads for people offering to help you evade taxes.
|This Space for Rent|
“Elk & Elk. Serious Lawyers for Serious Injuries”
These guys are Cleveland’s most annoying ambulance chasers....
We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye
Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH.
|Chilihead and Barbeque Aficionado|
There’s nothing worse than political negative attack commercials. Just wait until next year.
Personal injury lawyer and drug commercials are not too far behind in hideousity.
2nd Amendment Defender - NRA member
The Second Amendment is not about hunting or sport shooting.
|Delusions of Adequacy|
I cut the cord completely some time back, so I don't see TV commercials anymore. I'm running a PiHole server at home, so it blocks pretty muchy any ads trying to into my network.
So about the only ones I hear anymore are the once a week or so when I'm in the car if I choose to turn on the radio.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
The General. Ugh. Surprised more haven’t mentioned it.
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week." George S. Patton
The Chevy commercials for me.
What is kinda funny is the Geico commercial with the "real actors not people" that is an obvious slam on the Chevy ads.
|SAC trained killer|
My pillow is the one that drives me up the frickin wall!
" May I always be the kind of person my dog thinks I am".
Yeah, anything with Gunny Hartman in it gets a free pass. And actually, some of the earlier Geico commercials with the gecko were good. The later ones, not so much.
Local ambulance chaser has a commercial where the husband calls him saying his wife was in a bad accident. They are putting her in the ambulance now. Attorney says Ill meet you at the hospital. Fuck you both. Your first call is to an attorney while on scene of a bad crash!!!
I also hate the General car insurance commercials. The one that gets me is the lady in this beautiful custom kitchen with granite countertops. Yeah thats your target audience, people with money.
There is no cure for stupidity, you either die from it or with it.
Around Kansas City we have an ambulance chaser that calls himself Tarzan the law man. His firm is called Jungle Law. Some of the stupidest commercials you could ever hope to see.
|Lawyers, Guns |
Yeah, Flo is bad...
Except the one where she visits her sister is kind of funny.
"Quiet... I'm blasting my quads."
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible."
-- Justice Janice Rogers Brown
"The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth."
SO CLEAN COMMERCIAL
The one with the guy with the heavy nasal twang. Annoying to listen to for even a second.
|Ugly Bag of|
But.....you remember the number. That's the whole point.
Endowment Life Member, NRA • Member, Arizona Citizens Defense League
Without the Chevy commercials, we wouldn’t have Mahk!
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“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.”
|always with a hat or sunscreen|
"Don't take XYZ if you are allergic."
WTFO? How are you supposed to know if you are allergic unless you've taken it. Gesh I hate BigPharma and their jackass commercials!
Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club!
|If you're gonna be a |
bear, be a Grizzly!
The Subway commercial with the chick with the lighted eyelashes makes my ass want to chop stove wood. I mute it every time it come on.
Here's to the sunny slopes of long ago.
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