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I was telling the boys that our furnace was on the fritz, when the youngest says, "I'm feeding the dog." Huh? What does that have to do with anything? Oh, wait. The house rule is, "He who feeds the dog gets the dog that night." A dog under the covers is marvelously warm. Smart kid. He immediately saw the problem's solution and seized it. I guess I'll be wearing wool socks tonight. The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People again must learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. ~ Cicero 55 BC The Dhimocrats love America like ticks love a hound. | ||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
Cook some bacon after your son goes to bed. The dog might find a new favorite human who gives him bacon and smells like bacon. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Our two beagles are hotly contested each night. They used to sleep next to Mrs. Gear exclusively, but now like to stay with the kiddos frequently. And yes, they make great space heaters. “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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This^^^^^^ I cook bacon every Sunday morning with breakfast. The cats go crazy as soon as they smell it in the oven. They always get a few bits..... | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
If you’re the kinda Dad that has to one-up your kid at every turn, this is a fantastic idea. At least the dog will love you. ______________________________________________ Carthago delenda est | |||
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If you’re the kinda Dad that has to one-up your kid at every turn, this is a fantastic idea. At least the dog will love you.[/QUOTE] Or the son will realize Dad is smarter (for now) and should pay more attention to what he does. | |||
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Will it soon be a "Three Dog Night". ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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| Frangas non Flectes |
If you aren't already making that impression without pulling the rug out from under their feet, then I guess you need to make sure you've got a dog that loves bacon. Seems to me Fenris has his head straight about this one, the youngster drew a decent conclusion without trying to screw anyone over. ______________________________________________ Carthago delenda est | |||
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Sorry guys/girls never have nor will sleep with a dog, not in my bed. I'll go for the warm woman of the house and comforter. While our dogs are part of the family they are still animals plus they have their own beds to sleep. Chris | |||
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| Drill Here, Drill Now |
I guess I should've put emoji's on my smart aleck post.  By all means, please continue to take my comment seriously Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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| Frangas non Flectes |
Might’ve helped, yeah, lol. Ridiculous as it seems, some of us grew with shitty parents. ______________________________________________ Carthago delenda est | |||
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Everybody loves bacon. What could go wrong? | |||
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Nice job, young Fenris.  God bless America. | |||
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When I lived in Minnesota, I had a pair of Burmese cats – brothers. Burmese have a nearly dog-like affection for people. And they’re quite hunky critters. When I went to bed in the winter, they’d paw their way under the covers, and make their way down to the foot of the bed. Marvelous foot warmers! Body temp: 101.5 °F! Serious about crackers | |||
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