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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
"Just punch it!" Not original, but it brought back memories and made me laugh. Years ago during spring break in Havasu City, AZ we were drinking beers, hanging out watching the boat ramp on a Sunday and watching for some cheap entertainment. Husband and wife trying to recover their boat on a trailer pulled by an El Camino. After several unsuccessful attempts with the wife trying to get the boat up on the trailer the husband yelled, "Just punch it!" Well she launched the boat over the trailer and into the back of the El Camino. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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| Move Up or Move Over |
That guy was wrong... The roof rack WON'T hold a boat... | |||
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One Sigforumite gon' replace he 's rusted tiedowns. ____________________ | |||
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Where’s the salt life sticker? | |||
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The sea is a cruel mistress. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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| More persistent than capable |
And we have lift-off. Flight of the SS Shitbox from Anystreet USA. Lick the lollipop of mediocrity once and you suck forever. | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
Clean one owner. No lowball offers, please, I know what I’ve got. ______________________________________________ Carthago delenda est | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
Chinesium Tie-Downs in Action Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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| Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
Next time I pray for a boat, I'm going to be more specific. | |||
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| No ethanol! |
Now, where's my airplane? ------------------ The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis | |||
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Nullus Anxietas |
Geez, that was a nice center-console boat, once-upon-a-time  "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
[James Bond Director] Okay, take 23 and let's get it right this time! [/James Bond Director] Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers | |||
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Coin Sniper |
Top... Men... Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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Well you see Officer, we was trolling for babes. | |||
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| Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDtuEjdBmY4 | |||
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E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum. |
Must be Hump Day. ================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday." | |||
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No, don't single up lines so early. I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown ................................... When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham | |||
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