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Morons.

And pickles come from jars. Duh.


Uh, pickles come from hamburgers. Duh. Wink



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Is there a magnesia animal? Is it a mammal?



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Don't tell Bullwinkle about the chocolate mousse.



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What about coconut milk?



Hawaiian cows.




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U.S. Dairy’s Innovation Center discovered that 7% of people like to screw with surveys.
That's my take on it. A certain percent of the population will not give a straight answer on anything.
And why is that? I'd venture one guess is that they operate mentally on the same level as a three year old.


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That's silly chocolate milk comes from white cows with a recessive gene, I thought everybody knew that.
If white people drink chocolate milk, is that cultural appropriation? Wait for it...


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U.S. Dairy’s Innovation Center discovered that 7% of people like to screw with surveys.
That's my take on it. A certain percent of the population will not give a straight answer on anything.
And why is that? I'd venture one guess is that they operate mentally on the same level as a three year old.


Because it's a retarded question?



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U.S. Dairy’s Innovation Center discovered that 7% of people like to screw with surveys.
That's my take on it. A certain percent of the population will not give a straight answer on anything.
And why is that? I'd venture one guess is that they operate mentally on the same level as a three year old.


Because it's a retarded question?
If you're retarded, true.


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U.S. Dairy’s Innovation Center discovered that 7% of people like to screw with surveys.
That's my take on it. A certain percent of the population will not give a straight answer on anything.
And why is that? I'd venture one guess is that they operate mentally on the same level as a three year old.


Because it's a retarded question?
If you're retarded, true.


I dunno, asking people "where do you think chocolate milk comes from?" is pretty goddamned retarded. So who's the retard here?

C. The answer is C, anybody who believes this nonsense. Once again, a thousand people were asked. A thousand people ain't shit. Who'd they ask? Where were they asking? This is some fluffy non-news designed to make the average dong feel smart. Here's what it boils down to, "We found some stupid people, and/or smartasses, we can't be sure. Film at 11."



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Who'd they ask? Where were they asking?
I believe all thousand people interviewed were students of Evergreen College. Wink


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Of course chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

The other one I like to teach "city folk" about is one I learned from my dad when I was a kid. We'd take people "upstate" with us and he'd be sure to point out some "Ridge runner cattle" to them. "Yes, they breed them with one leg shorter than the other for grazing on uneven ground like this."



Most people would believe it for a while then eventually go... "wait, what happens when they get to the edge of the field?" Big Grin

His reply was that they had to walk all the way around the hill again. Wink


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How do all these studies get completed without ever asking me any of the questions?




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I was thinking of getting a herd of Magnesia so I could milk them.



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only 7%

seems kinda low



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Of course chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

The other one I like to teach "city folk" about is one I learned from my dad when I was a kid. We'd take people "upstate" with us and he'd be sure to point out some "Ridge runner cattle" to them. "Yes, they breed them with one leg shorter than the other for grazing on uneven ground like this."



Most people would believe it for a while then eventually go... "wait, what happens when they get to the edge of the field?" Big Grin

His reply was that they had to walk all the way around the hill again. Wink
Back in the 1980s, the Journal of Irreproducible Results published a study on a beastie called the "Sidehill Gouger", which was genetically designed to have the legs on one side shorter than on the other. There were 2 genotypes: one with the short legs on the left side and one with the short legs on the right. The study went into details about how these 2 groups managed to have sex, and the possible resultant offspring. It was all very technical, clinical, and high-minded. It was also a real hoot. Two of the types of children possible had short legs on one diagonal and long ones on the other--they were perpetually damned to live on saddle-shaped hills.

I think this is the document I mean:
Dill, Lawrence M. (1983). "Behavioral Genetics of the Sidehill Gouger". In George H. Scherr, editor; Richard Liebmann-Smith, associate editor. The Best of the Journal of Irreproducible Results. New York: Workman. pp. 9–10. ISBN 0-89480-595-9.

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What part of the chicken does the nugget come from?
veins, meat stained by cutting vein, cartilage, skin, etc.


Dad was the Veterinary USDA Inspector APHIS MPIP at a chicken plant. I visited there a few times. Just about anything they can grind up goes into the processes items. Beaks, buts, floor sweepings. I am not a fan of chicken weenies.


In the industry, it is referred to as LTA meat; Lips, Tits and Assholes.



Dammit, people, I'm just starting to get comfortable eating chicken brats (supposedly more healthy and less calories). Don't do this to me Frown
I know hot dogs are similar, and I've come to terms with that. But beaks? I know, the floor sweepings and buts should get me more, but I'm struggling with the beaks..


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there are a few farms in the general vicinity that ship kids from the inner city of Chicago for over night visits.

mostly pre-teens , but some have teenagers visit as well.

Some of them know where foods come from , but not all of them , and almost none have ever seen live, walking around livestock.

They absolutely love fresh meat ,eggs, and even vegetables. they go for hay wagon rides, they get to smell what hat smells like and poop from all kinds of animals .

reading the letters that the kids right back to say thank you , will put water in your eyes and a knot in your throat.





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Results of Common Core curriculum.


nothing to do with common core. its the schools fault that people don't know how chocolate milk is made?
 
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I know hot dogs are similar, and I've come to terms with that. But beaks? I know, the floor sweepings and buts should get me more, but I'm struggling with the beaks..

What? It doesn't have you feeling peckish?




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