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Idiocracy.

It is upon us.


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U.S. Dairy’s Innovation Center discovered that 7% of people like to screw with surveys.


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Mohair comes from the mo.

 
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How many Naugas does it take to upholster a car?


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U.S. Dairy’s Innovation Center discovered that 7% of people like to screw with surveys.
That's my take on it. A certain percent of the population will not give a straight answer on anything.


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Morons.

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Well, someone has to be on the left hand end of the bell curve. 7% sounds about right for almost any question you could ask.

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U.S. Dairy’s Innovation Center discovered that 7% of people like to screw with surveys.
That's my take on it. A certain percent of the population will not give a straight answer on anything.

Yep. A grain of salt, this survey take with.



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A thousand people, huh? Kind of like when they got that 90% of Americans demand more, stricter, gun laws? Turns out they only asked like a thousand people in a small area that was, er, "politically reliable," as the commissars might put it.



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Not any surprise,not much is taught in schools
 
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That's silly chocolate milk comes from white cows with a recessive gene, I thought everybody knew that.
 
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Then what do Chocolate Labradors produce??
 
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U.S. Dairy’s Innovation Center discovered that 7% of people like to screw with surveys.
That's my take on it. A certain percent of the population will not give a straight answer on anything.
Yep. A grain of salt, this survey take with.
The same 7% said that snowballs come from snowmen.
 
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What part of the chicken does the nugget come from?
veins, meat stained by cutting vein, cartilage, skin, etc.


Dad was the Veterinary USDA Inspector APHIS MPIP at a chicken plant. I visited there a few times. Just about anything they can grind up goes into the processes items. Beaks, buts, floor sweepings. I am not a fan of chicken weenies.


In the industry, it is referred to as LTA meat; Lips, Tits and Assholes.


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Okay so what kind of milk comes from this critter?



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Okay so what kind of milk comes from this critter?



SoulMilk, only the blackest dairy farmers can handle that much farm funk freshness. It's outta sight, and dynomite. SoulMilk, found in your grocer's dairy section, can you dig it?



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Growing up in Upstate NY I would meet kids from NYC that would come to the country on vacation and some of these kids had never seen a live cow, horse or goat before.



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Results of Common Core curriculum.
 
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Growing up in Upstate NY I would meet kids from NYC that would come to the country on vacation and some of these kids had never seen a live cow, horse or goat before.


There was a gal from Dallas in one of my classes at UT. I invited her to a football game (I was in the band), and after the game we went down on the field, stood by BEVO, the Longhorn mascot. She claimed she had never seen a live cow before!



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What about coconut milk?


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