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Quit staring at my wife's Butt
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What an ass. Its his own damn phalt he had to go to medical.



I see what you did there Smile
 
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On the wrong side of
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The perp learned some sciencey things.
A couple of Newton’s laws, electricity, and a first hand demonstration of the effects of a high coefficient of friction.




 
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Landed like a sack of shit!
 
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When I read the title of the thread, I immediately thought of Steve.


 
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Contact!




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Contact!




Terminals, not terminal (which is certainly a plus).
There is potentially a difference, you see.


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I bet his lawyers appeal his case all the way to circuit court.


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Road gear on my Kubota is about 16 mph. A cop on a bicycle could catch me.



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best laugh this week!


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There would be a lot fewer incidents of theft if they all ended like that.



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Terminals, not terminal (which is certainly a plus).
There is potentially a difference, you see.


Wow... Lots of out of work comics in this thread...
 
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I bet his lawyers appeal his case all the way to circuit court.


doesn't even deserve an I see what you did there...
 
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Ol' Jack always says...
what the hell.
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Nothing runs like a Deere.
Except that tractor is a Massey Ferguson ;-)

That is an epic face plant LOL
 
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YouTube Steve Jessup or follow link of Steve above. He has like 7 or 8 hilariously unbelievably funny arrest videos.

Oh, come on, man...

I know my rights

Is it illegal to cut grass?

Watch my beer man

Wait a minute, I gotta pee

I think I just crapped my pants

I can't smoke marijuana on my own porch?

Pour it out? I just bought that

Wait I gotta get this beer to the party

My boss said it would be ok.

Maybe I'll come down, maybe I'll go up. Maybe I'll come down, maybe I'll go up.



The above a quotes are from Steve during a few of his arrests.


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Gotta love lightning strikes just as you hit V1.

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not a lot of resistance between him and the pavement

currently, I think he's probably pretty amped up

or he could be meditating and chanting 'ohm' over and over



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Well, that's what happens when you bolt...



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Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.



Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
 
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At this point do we need to even preface these stories with Florida.


I'd like to see what his post-face looks like.



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