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My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.

"Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man."

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SIGnature
NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished

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"If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird

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I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.

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"Also I heard the voice of the Lord saying who shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, here am I, send me."

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"No matter where you go - there you are"

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.....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress.

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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-- H L Mencken

I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
-- JALLEN 10/18/18

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Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club!
USN (RET), COTEP #192

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"Saving one dog will not change the world, but surely for that one dog, the world will change forever." - Karen Davison


"Man can measure the values of his own soul in the look of the eyes of an animal he's helped" - Author Unkown

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This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears above ground he is a protector.
Plato

End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles