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Drug Dealer
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...to y'all!




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So how are things at the Paper Moon? You need to take Dick Burg there for a full roundhouse. Big Grin

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The Man's Valentines.
 
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Yesterday was National Nap Day, and today this! I'm liking the way this week is shaping up.

RMD




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No kidding. May have to take a week of vacation next year this time!


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Frown I feel like Charley Brown on Halloween...





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Yesterday was National Nap Day, and today this! I'm liking the way this week is shaping up.

RMD


Nap day oughta be tomorrow, eh?


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I'm not getting either. Frown




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It's just Pie day for me, and i had to bake my own.
ETA: Chery Peach with oatmeal crumble top, if anyone cares.

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I can get my own steak, but....



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Frown I feel like Charley Brown on Halloween...


That's the situation in my house too, brother.

Dangit.




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Apparently we're part of a fundamentalist sect that not only doesn't celebrate this day, but physically attacks those that suggest we should.

Going for bandages as we speak...
 
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shhhhhh - story here is this is the day for neither instead of one or the other!!!



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It's a scientific fat that BJ's end shortly after marriage. There's a lot speculation on why, and a lot of federal grant money for Universities to study it - but no solid answers yet.

Enjoy yer steaks.
 
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...BJ's end shortly after marriage...
Yeah, like milliseconds after marriage. Frown



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...BJ's end shortly after marriage...
Yeah, like milliseconds after marriage. Frown

Dammit.




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...BJ's end shortly after marriage...
Yeah, like milliseconds after marriage. Frown


Y'all should really marry a French woman.

Just saying...


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It's a scientific fat that BJ's end shortly after marriage. There's a lot speculation on why, and a lot of federal grant money for Universities to study it - but no solid answers yet.

Enjoy yer steaks.

Well... I guess we were the exception as we were married for nearly 20 years... then... kids. THAT is when the BJs and damned near every other physical affection dies. At first, we're both just exhausted... then... the kids are afraid to sleep in their own bed, then... it's to noisy, the kids might hear. Lucky for me my girl friend doesn't have kids. Razz




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I can get my own steak, but....


To be fair...if the other was an option I'd never leave the house.



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I can get my own steak, but....


To be fair...if the other was an option I'd never leave the house.


Indeed. It's like that old joke, why does a dog lick his balls....


~Alan

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Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan

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