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Train and selfie.. what could go wrong?
Caption this sometimes I just have no words.

 
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Go ahead punk, make my day
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Highly probable outcome considering his actions.

I guess he forgot trains overhang the tracks a good little bit.
 
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years…
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I saw that on another website, very unfortunate outcome...he survived ;(






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I had to give a witness statement for an incident much like that one. The other guy survived as well.


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I don't speak whatever language he was speaking prior to his horrible miscalculation of the width of a locomotive. Can someone translate? Pretty sure he was asking someone to hold his beer?



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"Mira esto y aguantame la cerveza."

"Watch this and hold the beer."


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hurr durr

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The train warned him...




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So if he'd been a couple few inches to his left, a selfie of him and a train? Not compelling, not interesting, nothing. His only hope for value was getting hit, clearly just dumb luck.




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WARNING - Trains are larger than they appear.
 
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Who can forget this rocket surgeon?

 
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Wait, what?
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well, you don't have to wonder what the last thing going through his mind was...




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Forgets the train is wider than the tracks. Wakes up with three month headache.



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I always pop a Tide pod before my train selfies. Mellows me out...




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Originally posted by 911Boss:
I saw that on another website, very unfortunate outcome...he survived ;(


Damn, and I had high hopes that the gene pool got a little cleaner


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The train didn't actually hit him it was the shockwave just like a .50 BMG Big Grin




 
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More importantly, what phone was he using? It clearly took a beating and kept working.
 
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