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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety - Someone sent me this book, was it one of you guys?

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February 13, 2020, 07:17 PM
Skins2881
How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety - Someone sent me this book, was it one of you guys?
Not sure who did it, or if it's even a real book...





Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis
February 13, 2020, 07:21 PM
airsoft guy


It's a real book, my girlfriend got me a copy for Christmas.



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Originally posted by Will938:
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February 13, 2020, 07:28 PM
H&K-Guy
I just don't believe this is real. Airsoft guy just can't really have a girlfriend!

H&K-Guy
February 13, 2020, 07:31 PM
Ogie
I got this book as one of my Christmas presents. And no, I did not re-gift it.
February 13, 2020, 07:47 PM
slosig
Clearly not a real book. Now if it was How to Talk to Your Dog About Gun Safety, then I could believe.
February 13, 2020, 07:50 PM
ArtieS
My gun toting future son in law was given a copy by his liberal friends. In Massachusetts. It's a real book.



"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."

Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
February 13, 2020, 07:58 PM
flashguy
OK, given that it's a real book--does it say anything wise?

flashguy




Texan by choice, not accident of birth
February 13, 2020, 08:44 PM
Skins2881
Wife got home a bit ago, she admitted she sent it to me. Strange, she should know already our kitties are well versed in the four rules...





Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis
February 13, 2020, 08:50 PM
David Lee
You gonna teach him how to decock it Skins ? Big Grin. I been feeding a black feral kitty for 3 years now. Same green eyes.
February 13, 2020, 10:22 PM
P220 Smudge
“I don’t have opposing thumbs, goddammit!” Big Grin
/Ron White


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February 13, 2020, 10:54 PM
Rawny
Mine wasn't in the talking mood.


February 14, 2020, 01:28 AM
irreverent
Completely off topic, but that wood flooring is beautiful in the pic!


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February 14, 2020, 06:51 AM
Skins2881
quote:
Originally posted by irreverent:
Completely off topic, but that wood flooring is beautiful in the pic!


Thanks, I always get compliments on it. It's minwax dark walnut, a splash of cherry, and I think a splash of Ebony mixed in. Flooring guy custom mixed it for me, painted splotches on wood and tweeked it from there to get exact color I wanted.





Jesse

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February 14, 2020, 07:11 AM
ugeesta
We talked. She just geve me the 'Whatever' look and proceeded to knock my magazines off the desk.....






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February 14, 2020, 07:16 AM
Skins2881
They are such dicks. Cleaning is fun time for them, they think. I can't walk away mid process or my springs are gone. One of them, the guy pictured above knocked an entire 226 off my ottoman once, strong little kitty.



Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis
February 14, 2020, 09:26 AM
P220 Smudge
It was years ago, but I had just finished field stripping a P229 to clean it on my desk when the cat jumped up on the desk. I, not thinking, shouted and swatted at him. That's when all the pieces went flying all over the room, as he did his best Scooby Doo impression in the middle of the parts.


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February 14, 2020, 01:27 PM
Georgeair
Thank you - perfect stocking stuffer for my daughter next year!



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February 14, 2020, 10:03 PM
flashguy
My cats don't seem to be interested. I guess they are not gun cats.

flashguy




Texan by choice, not accident of birth
February 15, 2020, 06:42 AM
Sunset_Va
They are only interestd in your Laser WML......


美しい犬
February 15, 2020, 06:59 AM
mark123
quote:
Originally posted by H&K-Guy:
I just don't believe this is real. Airsoft guy just can't really have a girlfriend!
He's the Joy Maker™. How can he not have a girlfriend?