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Maybe the good rev'rund was just laying hands on him...
A Pennsylvania pastor insists he was merely counseling a naked man cops found bound with nylon rope in a parked car on a residential street, saying “I have nothing to hide.”
George Nelson Gregory, 61, was sitting in the back seat of a car parked outside a house in Homestead when cops — responding to a call for a suspicious vehicle — spotted a naked man bound with nylon rope in the front seat around 11:30 p.m. on Friday, KDKA reported.
A witness told police the naked man got out of the car in full view from his daughter’s window.
Gregory told the officers that he and other unidentified man were “just playing” in a consensual setting, adding that they “meet up from time to time to play with each other,” according to a criminal complaint obtained by the station.
And despite being inside a car on a well-lit public street — one witness said he saw the naked man from his daughter’s window — Gregory believed they were in a private setting, cops said.
When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21
"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make.
Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush
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That guy could have used the help from some off duty police officers.
Be unpredictable at times. Only boring, dull-witted people never stray from the path. - Para
"I was counseling a young man with a drug problem"
I lost all my weapons in a boating, umm, accident.
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I believe him when he says nothing happened,,,,yet.
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^^ THIS ^^
Best case scenario:
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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Now THERE's a post title you don't see too often.
He was just confessing.
Wasn't there a saying about not being caught with a dead girl or a live boy?
Unhappy ammo seeker
It's stenciled on a wall in the Kennedy compound...
I'm sorry, I'm thinking about the cats again...
That's my all-time favorite political quote, attributed to former governor of Louisiana, Edwin Edwards. When asked about his chances in the upcoming election, he responded, " The only way I could lose this election, would be if I were found in bed with a dead girl or a live boy." It's even in Bartlett's Quotations. One pundit at the time observed, that the people of Louisiana like their politicians the way they like their food, spicey.
I agree with what Ruth Westheimer said abut sex- as long as no one is getting hurt and as long as there are no chldren involved, the sky's the limit.
However, having said that- if you're into bondage and other kinky stuff, don't present yourself to the world as a man of God. The problem in this case is not the kinky sex- it's the hypocrisy, of course.
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H. L. Mencken
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