UC President Janet Napolitano and CA Insurance Commissioner (and running for Attorney General) Dave Jones are in close proximity to me on my flight.
Should I give them a rash of crap of how their progressive policies are (and have) made CA a cesspool? My brother suggests berating them in Spanish - you know, as a precursor of things to come in nuestro estado.
Do it in a "gentle" way so they don't land early and kick you off into a prison
I am ready to "Make America Great Again."
any way you can open the dor in flight and invite them out for a walk?
Participating in a gun buy back program because you think criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbor has too many kids
"I'm only myself when I have a guitar in my hands." - George Harrison
|Chip away the stone|
Wouldn't be my style, and you'd come off as an ass to people around who didn't know or care who they are.
Did you eat Taco Bell or spicy food before boarding?
343 - Never Forget
Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat
There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.
If you're on United, maybe you can get one of the flight attendants to beat them up.
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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It is your DUTY to make this the most uncomfortable flight of their lives. After all.....they are public servants.
If you on UA please ask them if they'd mind riding on the overhead compartment.
"You can do it your own way, if it's done just how I say."
Demand they be removed because you don't feel safe with them on the flight.
Silent,but deadly crop dusting. Foul,odoriferous bowel gas.
You have the sudden urge to sneeze
|Once a Marine, |
always a Marine
100% every single word.
All it takes...is all you got.
For those who have fought for it, Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know
|His diet consists of black|
coffee, and sarcasm.
Man, she gets around. I actually saw (from a distance of ~20 feet, didn't meet with) her once in the Scottsdale Fashion Square circa 2008. Back then she was still governor of AZ. I ignored her then, just as, if I were on that flight, I would ignore her and whatshisface now.
Guys, I was kidding. I'm a perfect gentleman, even among my enemies. Davey J was too preoccupied with his Facebook post ("Join me at the anti-Trump rally in Beverly Hills!") and the number of social media clicks. I did think of accidentally tripping Janet as she exited....but I didn't!
|The Unmanned Writer|
Act you don't know who she is and comment about how poorly the UC system is run
Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul.
Help, I'm having premonitions of future flashbacks.
Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.
Some people listen to the noise of the world,
And some people listen to the quiet.
|Don't Shop. Adopt.|
The wife and I were flying Southwest out of Burbank heading to Sacramento last year and Kevin (De)Leon, President Pro Temp, was on our flight. I so wanted to sit behind him on the plane and talk guns with my wife....
"Saving one dog will not change the world, but surely for that one dog, the world will change forever." - Karen Davison
"Man can measure the values of his own soul in the look of the eyes of an animal he's helped" - Author Unkown
|Be not wise in |
thine own eyes
For those that know Seattle politics.
I once sat next to Norm Rice on a flight from Chicago to Seattle.
Not sure who the others were in first class, but they were all sucking up to him when I boarded.
I started the conversation along the lines of "I really like to see who or what issues Ron Sims is endorsing."
Norm smiled a bit.
I followed with "It makes it easy for deciding how to vote, feel pretty confident with my vote, voting the opposite."
Great fun was had by all.
On a side note.
Again flying from Chicago to Seattle, sat next to Richard Karn.
Yes, he was wearing plaid, and to round out the image he was reading When Snow Falls on Cedar.
"This American carnage stops right here and stops right now.”
Donald Trump (POTUS) Jan. 20th 2017
"ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ!" King Leonidas of Sparta
Done in one.
The perfect gift for a democrat. Hell I'd do it if it was someone really super special like fancy Nancy or plucky Chucky.
Lover of the US Constitution
Wile E. Coyote School of Gunsmithing
|Do---or do not. |
There is no try.
Will either of them fit in an overhead compartment?
from the abyss
I'd have a hard time not walking up to Napolitano and saying "Hey Butch".
"How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy." Winston Churchill
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