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Link to original video: https://youtu.be/oEygbbZK-u0



When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
 
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Back, and
to the left
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Hard not to smile at that one.



I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all. -Ecclesiastes 9:11
 
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Heard this on the radio this morning. Got a chuckle out of me.




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I'm gonna have them take the bouquet of flowers from my coffin and toss it into the crowd... and then tell whoever catches it..."You're next!"




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It brought levity to a sad situation.

Good on him.


Niech Zyje P-220

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That can easily be arranged my friend.


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OnLy an Irishman! God bless him Wink


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That is too damn funny!! Big Grin Big Grin


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Hehehe!!!
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Here's how i want my funeral to go.
I hope to time my money spending so well that they repo the headstone during the funeral because the check bounced



Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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