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my pants won't stay up anymore without a belt.

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should have known this kind of ribbing was coming.....


Ribbed, pleasure dots, comfort tip...


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Every so often there's that special thread that really makes me chuckle.. Thanks, I needed that. Big Grin


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Ha Big Grin. I have joked with my wife about doing this. Then last week, I was watching tv and a commercial about Nike shoes for women came on. This shoe was covered with pink and had special pads in the heel and soul. They guarantee tighter butt cheeks and better shaped buns. I am so tired of my pants slipping down. And don't suggest suspenders..ain't gonna happen! I may try the shoes. Big Grin Real men can wear pink. Right?
 
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Special pads for your soul?! Is that Scientology?


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I believe that is called Mooseknuckle, an extreme case of cameltoe


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It's obviously been done before Roll Eyes


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It's obviously been done before Roll Eyes



I think they installed it backwards.

No, they installed it bass ackwards...




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It's obviously been done before Roll Eyes



I think they installed it backwards.


I thought liposuction was supposed to remove it, not relocate it.


Thats what we call a FUPA. Fat Upper Pu$$y Area.

But could you be SURE ?




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enough with the copy.
 
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I believe that is called Mooseknuckle, an extreme case of cameltoe


Toe, my ass, she's got the whole damn camel in there. Eek


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And I thought that LBJ would have started this thread to complement his chaps.
 
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Looks like Agent K is relocating that Alien from Bassackwardia, it must have been out of the sector without permission...


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Dexter, just wait 10 years, then even a belt won't keep your pants up. George Carlin once did a routine on how a white mans ass disappears at 50 and I now totally understand what he was talking about.


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just get a safariland velcro belt; you know, the kind without a buckle. wear the belt tightly; my ass disappeared years ago and you'd never know it! then get yourself some "sunblocker" sunglasses [advertised at 3:00 a.m. on tv] and party on!
 
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Looks like Agent K is relocating that Alien from Bassackwardia, it must have been out of the sector without permission...


In these parts they call that a GUNT - A cross between a GUT and, well you do the math Smile


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If ya'll don't quit quoting that fucken photo . . .



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If ya'll don't quit quoting that fucken photo . . .




Holy shit!!! Exactly what I was thinking. STOP ALREADY!!! That's just wrong.


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WTF, I'll play. Here's another one.



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Here you go....

Enhance


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