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my pants won't stay up anymore without a belt.

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parabellum

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Just be grateful you don't have a narrow urethra.

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cgode

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Umm.......ok......

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kz1000

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THAT'S TWICE I GOT TRUMPED TODAY!!!! DAGNABBIT!

GET OUT OF MY SKULL!!!

I tell you what.

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Aretha hasn't been narrow for years

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http://i269.photobucket.com/al...1/ArethaFranklin.jpg

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Originally posted by Dexter:
Aretha hasn't been narrow for years

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Jim Shugart

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Take a vacation to SF. If you take a can of Crisco with you, there's plenty of bath houses where you can get an ass implant for free (or so I hear).

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greyeyezz

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It's obviously been done before

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BrianC

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Switch to assless chaps?

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no way, my ass is chapped.

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Jim Shugart

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quote:
Originally posted by Dexter:
no way, my ass is chapped.

Took the SF vacation, Huh?

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quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
quote:
Originally posted by Dexter:
no way, my ass is chapped.

Took the SF vacation, Huh?

should have known this kind of ribbing was coming...........but you're the one with the poodle.

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95flhr

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quote:
Originally posted by greyeyezz:
It's obviously been done before

I think they installed it backwards.

So, How's that Hope and Change working out for you?

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countrygun

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quote:
Originally posted by 95flhr:
quote:
Originally posted by greyeyezz:
It's obviously been done before

I think they installed it backwards.

I thought liposuction was supposed to remove it, not relocate it.

[Grandpa always said,"If all you got is a stick, don't go around pokin' the Bear."]

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imprezaguy02

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quote:
Originally posted by kz1000:

THAT'S TWICE I GOT TRUMPED TODAY!!!! DAGNABBIT! GET OUT OF MY SKULL!!!

I tell you what.

haha!!!!

Awesome!!!

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Rightwire

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Funny... my knee jerk reaction when I saw this thread title was "on who?"

... all part of my master plan to *bop* the man!

Nothing can be everything. Everything can be nothing.

Keep your stick on the ice. Remember, we're all in this together.

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operator81

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quote:
Originally posted by countrygun:
quote:
Originally posted by 95flhr:
quote:
Originally posted by greyeyezz:
It's obviously been done before

I think they installed it backwards.

I thought liposuction was supposed to remove it, not relocate it.

Thats what we call a FUPA. Fat Upper Pu$$y Area.

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Jim Shugart

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quote:
Originally posted by operator81:
quote:
Originally posted by countrygun:
quote:
Originally posted by 95flhr:
quote:
Originally posted by greyeyezz:
It's obviously been done before

I think they installed it backwards.

I thought liposuction was supposed to remove it, not relocate it.

Thats what we call a FUPA. Fat Upper Pu$$y Area.

Fuck! Whatever ya call it, it really sucks.
I wouldn't hit that (with your dick, even).

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Gravebone

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Hank also had some diminished glutes. You remember the episode where he had to wear the fake ass to compete in the lawn mower race!

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"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

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countrygun

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quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
quote:
Originally posted by operator81:
quote:
Originally posted by countrygun:
quote:
Originally posted by 95flhr:
quote:
Originally posted by greyeyezz:
It's obviously been done before

I think they installed it backwards.

I thought liposuction was supposed to remove it, not relocate it.

Thats what we call a FUPA. Fat Upper Pu$$y Area.

Fuck! Whatever ya call it, it really sucks.
I wouldn't hit that (with your dick, even).

And not even with your ass pushing

[Grandpa always said,"If all you got is a stick, don't go around pokin' the Bear."]

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