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Guy walks into a pet shop and asks “Have you got any kittens going cheap?”

“No, sir,” replied the owner. “All our kittens go “Meow.”




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Delusions of Adequacy
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that one is for the birds!




I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
 
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Plowing straight ahead come what may
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“No, sir,” replied the owner. “All our kittens go “Meow.”


Except this one Razz...



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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
 
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Canaries on Sale!! Cheap, Cheap, cheap!



“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.”
 
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What do you get for having sex with a parakeet?

You get a canarial disease called Chirpies.

But don't worry, it's tweetable.
 
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Little ray
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Originally posted by Rolan_Kraps:
Guy walks into a pet shop and asks “Have you got any kittens going cheap?”

“No, sir,” replied the owner. “All our kittens go “Meow.”


He is in the catbird seat.




The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
 
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I heard this one tonight:

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The rooster.




"Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it." L.Tolstoy
"A government is just a body of people, usually, notably, ungoverned." Shepherd Book
 
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My dog crosses the line
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Boooooo. Big Grin
 
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Facts are stubborn things
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Jeff, you need to start a collection of the bad jokes and post them in the store...





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Delusions of Adequacy
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Just don't put the birds near the fan. No one really enjoys shredded tweet.




I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
 
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What is a cows favorite subject in school?

Cow-culus
 
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Drug Dealer
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
 
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