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Peace through
superior firepower
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The Smand Job might be ideal
 
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Are you sure this is not an Onion parody
 
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Plowing straight ahead come what may
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A Smoon Tang or a Smitties, whatever.


And a Smecker for the ladies Wink


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Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
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Just for the
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Until it starts calling people names for what I don't want it. Now if it calls me a fatty when I eat pizza or wings it would be kinda fun. Big Grin


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Seeker of Clarity
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Call me when they introduce the Smussy.


LMAO Big Grin and then... thinking of registering that domain name.




 
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I want to make a 50 round magazine that plays flight of the Valkyries as you shoot. If they can get a business loan for that piece of shit, I can probably get one for my idea.


"Hold my beer.....Watch this".
 
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His diet consists of black
coffee, and sarcasm.
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You may laugh now, but when my Nerf Vaulting Pole takes off, I'm going to laugh back at you.
 
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Hoping for better pharmaceuticals
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If that is what it takes to enhance your dining experience, you are dining with the wrong people.

Big Grin




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This should integrate well with your new refrigerator that messages your phone when you are out of pickles. Soon my washing machine will send me selfies of my dirty skivvies.


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Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
 
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Good enough is neither
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Call me when they introduce the Smussy.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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"SMALT, dispense 4.3 grains of Bullseye" Big Grin



Wouldn't it been better to just name it salt?


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Right up there with the bayonet/knife that fits on a railed pistol!!!


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Nosce te ipsum
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Wow, what a worthless piece of garbage. "Dispensing salt" like that, and the little wiener cup is going to become gummy with grease.

I'll keep my measuring spoons for the two teaspoons I measure a year. Easter and Thanksgiving, making the family cole slaw.
 
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Nosce te ipsum
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The Smand Job might be ideal


Smand, run time 7 minutes. Project Pamala hologram as before.

Yes, oh'Captain
 
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Probably on a trip
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I saw more than one person pick up the Smalt during dinner and move it around.

I thought it was a total ambiance creator?

Don't pick up the Smalt!





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Unhyphenated American
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Really want to throw money away?



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Are you sure this is not an Onion parody


I was waiting for the host to shout Live from New York, it's Saturday night....

Then I realized it wasn't coming. Wow...



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Sic Semper Tyrannis
 
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